SAINT ANDREW’S NET: SQUEEZE PLAY

Written by Matt / 12.09.08

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump.  It wants a heated toilet seat for Christmas.

  • Big League Stew has all the news from MLB’s winter meetings in Vegas.  Duk even has a Twitter feed to report all the big breaking news.  News like “Going to take a walk around the lobby to see the sights.”
  • TV Tan Line made a sweet-ass mosaic out of a gazillion individual College Gameday screen shots.  Makes me wonder what it’s like to actually be creative and try.
  • Ball Don’t Lie goes one-on-one with Chris Webber.  I’ll say it right now: Webber and Gary Payton are better than Kenny Smith and Barkley.
  • Mouthpiece Sports freaks out about Derrick Rose’s weird apple-peeling-in-bed stabbing injury.  Pictured here: Bianca Gascoigne.  I’d stab her apples in bed.  Whatever that means.
  • TrueHoop sifts through a 600,000-word New Yorker article to dig up some interesting tidbits about the Sebastian Telfair-Fabolous shooting two years ago.

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SAINT (ERIN) ANDREWS’ NET: OUTFOXED

Written by Matt / 11.19.08

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It knows where your mom lives.

  • Hard for the Yard‘s Dewey Hammond gets choked out by Frank Shamrock on video.  It would be pretty erotic if it weren’t two guys.  Oh, who am I kidding?  It’s plenty erotic.
  • The World of Isaac provides a sneak peek at the new calendar for the Pistons’ dance team.  Oh, excuse me: the Automotion.
  • FirstCuts interviews Erin Pageviews.  Not exactly a hard-hitting interview.  They didn’t even ask her what conditioner she uses.  Or her favorite drink to get drugged with.  Speaking of: new Megan Fox photos from that GQ shoot.
  • Awful Announcing takes a look at which NFL games might get moved to Sunday night with flex scheduling as the season comes to a close.  The NFL season is coming to a close?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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ST. ANDREW’S NET: NON-POLITICAL KICKBACKS

Written by Christmas Ape / 09.16.08

St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. When it fumbles the ball short of the goalline, it makes damn well sure it was caused by Steve Tasker.

  • Red Sox Monster never quite gets tired of covering Red Sox cross-dressing. I’m the same way with Aria Giovanni undressing.
  • Mondesi’s House finds an interview standoff between Ben Roethlisberger and Andrea Kremer. He gets bitter about being asked to spell cat.
  • Big League Stew reports the Twins just sold the naming rights to their new digs to Target. Probably not the best idea. At least with Target, you’re getting shoddy products for cheap.
  • Fanhouse recounts DeSean Jackson’s history of premature touchdown celebrations. With he and Plaxico in the NFC East, not a single touchdown should get scored the rest of the way.
  • Machochip has footage of the first great blow for horsey rights. Be very proud, Sarah Jessica Parker.

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    ST. ANDREW’S NET: GREAT GULLY-GUTS

    Written by Christmas Ape / 09.15.08

    St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It won’t blow the play dead before Jay Cutler has a chance to fumble.

  • SportsbyBrooks uncovers video of the 82-0 Slovakia women’s hockey blowout of Bulgaria. You would expect that footage to come as some embarrassment of the people of Bulgaria, but they’re just happy not to be confused with Bulgari.
  • Flatusyahu finds a new endorsement for Vince Young. If it’s shoes, you might want to remove the laces first.
  • Walkoff Walk finds yet another seemingly sympathetic thing Yankees fans will boo: injuries to Yankees. Phillies fans, the challenge is met.
  • Awful Announcing provides a gut-wrenching emptying of the gut on a football field. Hey, guts aren’t so bad. I’d still like to gut up in Sophie Howard’s.
  • In case that last joke was too risque for the ladies,Playing the Field has some things they’d have preferred to see between Chris Cooley’s legs in that picture from last week. Surprisingly enough, Colt Brennan wasn’t one of them.


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    ST. ANDREW’S NET: BUBBLY BUKKAKE

    Written by Christmas Ape / 09.12.08

    St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. If this post isn’t up in time, it’s because I caught the midnight show of Burn After Reading.

  • D.C. Sports Bog regales us with the story of a couple Redskins fans competing to hold onto a giant shirt the longest in order to win season tickets. It’s a poor imitation of Hands On A Hard Body, but then the Redskins are a poor imitation of a football team.
  • Ball Don’t Lie presents the origins of the Oklahoma City Thunder’s logo design. Funny, I thought abortions usually started with sex. In this case, that might be for the better.
  • Awful Announcing looks at the various reports detailing how Tony Kornheiser’s car was stolen by a supposed stalker. Don’t look at me. I only stalk Alexa Loren (NSFW). You’d be surprised how great of a Wifi connection I get outside her window.
  • Break passes on some creative sign ideas for countering the obnoxiousness of Yankees fans. Thanks, but no thanks. Creative signage is for IMF rallies. Sawed-off shotguns are for Yankees fans.
  • The Sporting Blog has video of Torii Hunter practicing his backstroke in a pool of champagne. He calls himself Michael Phelps, but the real Phelps would get arrested for a DUI afterward.

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    ST. ANDREW’S NET: SILLY OFF-SEASON

    Written by Christmas Ape / 09.11.08

    St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It’s like lipstick on a pig, which only improves its bacon yield.

  • Shutdown Corner questions the need of armored cars for NFL players. Just wait until Roger Goodell has them patrolling the stands. Won’t be room for questions then.
  • Awful Announcing has video of a bullrider getting injured before getting out of the shute. Incidentally, I’d injure Brooke Burns before getting out of her chute.
  • Red Sox Monster finally gets footage of Jonathan Papelbon engaging in some dirty dancing. More remarkable video would be of him not being a douche.
  • Bill O’Reilly challenges Barack Obama to a basketball game on Machochip. Unless the ball comes in loofah form, he doesn’t stand a chance.
  • SportsbyBrooks notes that a hair loss supplement has turned up on the list of banned substances at the Paralympic Games. The other banned substance: working limbs.

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