Spider-Man was always my favorite comic book character growing up. I liked him so much that I spent like, three years justifying Spider-Man 3. Healthy Gwen Stacy, man, come on. Since Spidey 3 things have been kinda sad, with Marvel Comics replacing Peter Parker and rebooting everything and never sticking to the stories they write, and the movies are rebooted origin stories over and over. Now Spider-Man is playing basketball against kids, and he’s not even winning.

But no, Andrew Garfield seriously played basketball with kids dressed in his costume from Amazing Spider-Man 2, and that’s awesome. It should be the trailer. Less CGI bad guys, more Spidey not really trying to block shots. (via Guyism)

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While gathering material for last week’s Best Of Kate Upton On DeviantArt gallery, I noticed a lot of mislabeled pictures of Kate as “Brooklyn Decker”, because people seriously cannot tell them apart. I investigated further and discovered that an Adam Sandler movie and a role as BATTLESHIP LADY in Battleship earn you just as many fans and weird onlookers as a GQ popsicle cover.

So in the spirit of “what, why does this exist”, here’s part two in our series exploring the best portraits and worst Jungle Book-related bondage photoshoppery of DeviantArt.com. If you missed last week’s piece, DeviantArt is a place where people get together to tell each other that the pictures they cobbled together of naked manga characters kickboxing in the jungle are “so creative”.

What you’ll find inside: A few good drawings, a few bad ones, Brooklyn Decker as a giantess (and a clown) and a thing where someone made it look like Brooklyn was giving herself a wedgie. Tread lightly, folks.

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This is a New Jersey Devils fan’s worst nightmare. The Kings blow out your team in an absolute display of Milhouse In Goal to win Lord Stanley’s Cup, and instead of treating it with reverence (or at least leveraging it for extra stripper time) the team captain takes it home, drops it off in his yard and lets his kids wear superhero jammies and drink Pediasure out of it. And not even drink it, they’re just playing with it.

Via Puck Daddy:

On Tuesday morning, the Cup was in [Dustin] Brown’s backyard and it was his kid’s turn to take a drink out of the bowl. No, there weren’t any alcohol beverages. Instead, Brown’s two boys, Jake and Mason, took the opportunity to do what we all did as kids: blow bubbles while drinking chocolate milk.

Good to know Dustin Brown is raising his own Hank and Dean Venture. One of them needs Aquaman pajamas.

In all seriousness, this is one of the reasons why the Stanley Cup rules and a good example of what you should do when you win it. The only problem comes from all the nasty stories the Cup’s been a part of … do you really want your kids drinking out of something that’s had so many naked lady asses in it?

Don’t stop; get it, get it. (via Sweater Punch)

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Illegally touched ball.

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The best part is that a guy who can create exploding chemistry bombs is getting bossed around by his wife. “That’s it, you’re DONE!” I’d be like, “f**k you, eat a face of death bubbles” and just spread gun that sh*t at her. Via Buzzfeed.

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