This Is Pretty Terrible News

Written by Ashley Burns / 08.22.12

Back in July, former University of Nebraska women’s basketball player Charlie Rogers told police that three men broke into her home, held her down, carved horrific homophobic slurs into her body with knives, and tried to burn her home down with her in it because she’s a lesbian. The national response was incredible, as activists and support groups flocked to Nebraska to show their support as an ultimate stand against terrible, unacceptable homophobic acts and hate crimes such as this, and Rogers became the brave new face of survival and the universal need for equality.

Then yesterday happened.

But the Lincoln Police Department said Tuesday that “the physical evidence conflicted with Charlie Rogers’ version of events” and that “extensive investigation revealed numerous inconsistencies.”

Rogers was arrested Tuesday, police said. (Via CNN)

To her credit, Rogers will plead not guilty and her attorney called these charges a “kick in the gut”. It should be noted that this is her second attorney, though, as the first one quit because “things have changed”.

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You Can Smell Like Lamar And Khloe

Written by Ashley Burns / 08.18.10

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Have you been looking for a fragrance for your wife or girlfriend and thought, “If only there was a perfume that we could wear together as a tribute to our favorite F-list celebrity couple”? Great news, friends, because Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and Japanese building crusher Khloe Kardashian have answered your prayers, as they are currently working with Lighthouse Beauty in developing a unisex fragrance. Or as Khloe calls it: “human marinade.”

Khloe is following in the hoof prints of her sister, starf*cker Kim, who has already developed her own perfume. Khloe and the purse in which she keeps her husband’s testicles are fulfilling a lifelong dream that she shared with Kim in becoming elite names in the world of beauty and overbearing stench. Meanwhile, Lamar is fulfilling his lifelong dream of throwing his man card into a wood chipper.

He who smelt it, dealt it, NY Daily News:

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