Khloe Kardashian is famous because her sister, Kim, made a sex tape with Brandy’s brother and her father helped O.J. Simpson get away with murder (allegedly). Then she became even more famous because she married Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and America is full of idiots that like to watch talentless people in their everyday routines under the guise of reality programming. Thus, Lamar & Khloe debuted on the third horseman of the network apocalypse, E!, last night and I watched it so I could tell you all about how horrifying it was.

And it did not let me down. Some of the highlights include…

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Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his pet wildebeast, Khloe Kardashian (not pictured because I respect and value our readers), are going to have yet another reality TV show. The unnamed project will be on E!, of course, because the programmers and project developers at E! hate us and want to destroy television. This will be the third Kardashian show on the network, with the first two being “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and “I’ll Bet These Chicks Are Hairy.”

Khlomar’s new show will be akin to “Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds”, because people seem to think that we should care that Lamar and Gigantor the Strong have a great chemistry and are fun when they’re around each other. It probably doesn’t have anything to do with the three sisters being complete attention whores with cameras on them 24/7. Honestly, I’d rather watch a show about Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima called “The Poor Girl’s Gone Blind.”

Tell us the sexy celebrity biznass, CNN Marquee Blog…

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