
I suppose this isn’t exactly “sports” “news,” but the presence of a motorcycle is close enough to motor sports for me to justify it (see also: hummina). Besides, when the news cycle is this slow, it needs to be sped up… with a news motorcycle!!! And by motorcycle I mean gigantic tits.
Anyway, here are British pin-ups/faux-lipstick-lesbian-pals Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, posing on a — what is that? Some kind of crotch rocket? I’ve got a rocket in my crotch they can have! It’s an M-80 firecracker I keep in my pocket. I figured they might want to light it on New Year’s Eve.










Take a look at that box on the left. Click on it if it’s too small for your eyes, Grandma. Those are the top stories at ESPN.com right now. That’s nine stories. Four of them are about baseball’s winter meetings, and two of them are about golf. Golf and people talking about baseball. That’s what I have to work with here.

its game feeds unavailable to other networks, leading expert bloviator Keith Olbermann to name Francesca “the worst person in the world” on his November 7th show.
Yes, you read that headline correctly. There really is THAT much going on in the world of sports.