First of all, let me get this out of the way: “How is John?” “John S. Fine.”
Second of all, who wants to see the greatest alley-oop of all time? “But Brandon,” you’re saying out-loud to your computer screen, “I see great alley-oops all the time. The NBA is 90% alley-oops now. The Clippers made it to the playoffs doing nothing BUT alley-oops. You’d have to have something really exceptional to make me care.”
Feast your eyes on Pat the Roc at the CRL Good Life Foundation Celebrity Game. The. End.
You know how LeBron James is always playing that worn out routine of “Maybe I should be in the Slam Dunk Contest this year…” and us basketball fans are like, “Please, oh, please LeBron, would ya do that, King? Would ya?” and he’s like, “Wellllllllllllll maybe if someone paid me a million dollars…” and then you and I pull out our pockets and fight over who gets to eat this packet of ketchup? Well, we don’t need LeBron anymore, because we’ve got –
Doug Anderson.
Who?
WHO?
WHO???
WHAT???
Your State Farm College Slam Dunk Champion is what. The University of Detroit senior forward shocked and AWWWWWWW YEAH’d his way on to some scout lists with one ridiculously sick reverse 360 dunk last night in Atlanta.
I don’t watch a lot of high school basketball, but if they start tossing referees around like they do in southwestern Florida, I might start tuning in. This comes to us from Arcadia, Florida, care of WL‘s new official dirty uncle, Upstate Underdog.
DeSoto’s Mason Holland was ejected after shoving a Port Charlotte player then took out his frustrations on the referee who ejected him. [sic]
Port Charlotte won the shortened game by forfeit. –Ft Myers News-Press
And everyone just kinda stands around, either because they’re so shocked that such a thing would happen, or because that ref really is a total dick. Why couldn’t it be both? Let’s just say that it’s both. Seriously, kids: don’t beat up referees. They’re just normal folks looking to stay involved in sports and earn a little extra money to support their meth habits.
Enjoy the video on the next page, with a little extra bonus.
On Friday, men’s college basketball programs across the nation celebrated the first practices of the 2010-11 season with their respective Midnight Madness events, and none of them matter because Pepperdine University is the toast of the town. Junior guard Keion Bell became an Internet sensation last year when a PU (tee hee!) student captured footage of his astonishing dunk over five people at the 2009 Blue & Orange Madness. But this year he wasn’t going to jump just five, he wasn’t going to even jump six. No way, broseph. Keion was jumping seven people. Sure, they were kids. But after he braised their heads with his jock, they were adults.
Life-altering video of a man, a ball and a dream after the jump.
