Hoo boy. While I have to vehemently disagree with the title given to this video by the person who uploaded it to YouTube – “Coolest guys ever at Celtics game 04/09/10″ – I have to admit they have performed a tremendous pubic, er, public service by revealing what really goes on in the luxury suites at the TD Garden in Boston:

Simulated oral sex.

Not that there’s anything wrong with it. Wait, for once, there is actually something wrong with it. What could possibly inspire a man (wearing a pair of Bad Idea Jeans, no doubt) to grab his buddy’s head and pull it down repeatedly towards his manhood in a horrifyingly-inappropriate act of feigned fellatio? Other than latent homosexuality, of course. Ten seconds of awkward, overly-aggressive, face-to-crotch action follows. Read the rest of this entry »

This is a girl deep throating a hot dog at an auto show. I mean, I could wistfully spin some prose about adversity and achievement and the gifts of this chick, but that would just ruin the moment. And it truly is a wonderful moment. *unzips pants* So wonderful…

…Actually, I have no apparent evidence that this is an auto show. Whatever. Thanks, George.

As best I can tell from the description of this video on YouTube, this is Norwegian TV reporter Ingerid Stenvold. In the back of the car on the left is cross country skier/biathlete Lars Berger. Lars has some ideas about what he'd rather Ingerid be doing.

The first American athlete to do this behind Erin Andrews becomes my hero for my life.