Goodbye Siena, it was fun while it lasted. We had a good time, but do you really think I would bring a girl with a British accent home to my mother? I enjoyed your waif-like, pale form because it made me seem robust by comparison, but I'd like to try new things. Like wooing a more substantial woman with a badonkadonk augmented by Philly cheese-steaks. Don't worry, your special NSFW pics you took just for me will keep me warm on my long inland sea voyages from Duluth to Cleveland. -KD

OK, my bracket looks like a World War I French battle plan, but I suppose that's what I get for penciling DePaul in on the play-in game line. Time to root for upsets like the one that occurred last night when #13 Siena beat #4 Vanderbilt 83-62.

On their own floor this season, Vanderbilt was 19-0, averaging 85.1 points and outscoring opponents by 11.7 per game. Away from home, Vandy dropped significantly in every department — a 7-7 record, a 74.4 scoring average and it was actually outscored by 1.2 points per outing. The road jinx struck Vandy again Friday. And now the Commodores are heading home for the season. "We congratulate Siena," Stallings said. "They were the much better team today."

Hmm, 19-0 and 7-7? Seems like it would have made me reconsider my heavy wager in this game. Why can't they write the game recaps before the games happen? Oh well, I'll ponder that question while I watch a highlight reel of Sienna Miller's scenes in Layer Cake. -KD