Retired NHL journeyman Jeremy Roenick was a special guest on The Price Is Right yesterday and while I have no idea why other than he was available, the whole thing was about as ass-backwards and uncomfortable as you can imagine, yet surprisingly fun. From Roenick getting his hug on with Lauren, the cute contestant who should call me, to his goofball fist-pumping, the former Blackhawk did a pretty good job, especially when it came to almost completely ignoring host Drew Carey. Their high five belongs in the White People Hall of Fame.

But for added comedy, Pittsburgh Penguins and Washington Capitals stars Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin recorded separate video appearances and I can’t get through Crosby’s “We’re playing these guys ootdoors” without giggling like a stoned toddler. All in all, it’s a pretty solid performance by Roenick with bonus points for making a joke about his inability to win a Stanley Cup. Dan Marino would have thrown a hissy fit and broke the TV before wetting his pants and running off set.

Video clips after the jump…

(Special thanks to my homegirl Beeks from Geektress for sending me these clips.)

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There aren’t many things on this earth that I can’t stand more than those fascist little Serbians, and one of them is Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby. “Sid The Kid” was the first overall pick in the 2005 NHL draft, and by all accounts, the 23-year-old has lived up to the hype. His accolades have been well-documented and deserved, but every so often, Crosby pulls some garbage reminiscent of that preppy little third-line kid whose dad coaches the team and does whatever he wants. These pot shots taken against his opponents are infuriating, almost as much as the NHL’s stubborn refusal to discipline him.

Another glaring instance of Sid’s preferential treatment surfaced last night when Crosby pulled a slewfoot on the New York Rangers’ Brandon Dubinsky Ryan Callahan, kicking dude’s skate out from behind. And it was Dubinsky that wound up getting called for interference. Slew-footing carries a match penalty and subsequent ejection from the game, which obviously did not happen.

“That’s just a dirty play,” Dubinsky said while on the MSG set. “That’s just the type of guy he is. He tries to get away with all that kind of nonsense and complains a lot.”

Watching the replays of Monday’s action, it also appeared Crosby slew-footed Sean Avery in the third period. This time Crosby earned a tripping call, offset by a matching minor to Brandon Prust, who took exception to the play.

–ESPN NY.

Crosby, in my mind, personifies everything I hate about the “new NHL”: this new wave of players aren’t forced to be accountable for their actions. And Crosby getting the Dwyane Wade treatment doesn’t make the NHL’s product less entertaining and more infuriating. He may as well hit Dubinsky from behind with a steel chair while Evgeni Malkin distracts the referee. At the least, that’s cowardice that most of us can appreciate.

Pittsburgh Penguins center Sidney Crosby took batting practice at PNC Park earlier this week, and he’s already the Pirates’ best hitter. Derp! Seriously, that’s a good-looking stroke. Watch after the jump as The Cros pops one into the upper deck with the smoothness. But yeah, now that the Bucs have 40 roster spots, you think they could leave one open for this guy? I can’t wait to see Crosby take a dive while sliding into home plate. Read the rest of this entry »

So something crazy happened after the Pittsburgh Penguins finished off their sweep of the Carolina Hurricanes last night, and some of you won’t fully appreciate this, but…whatever dude. So Sidney Crosby went up to accept the Prince of Wales trophy and…actually picked it up and skated around with it BUT DID NOT HOIST! Regardless of whether hoisting was involved, Crosby amusingly violated one of the great NHL superstitions of handling the team’s conference trophy before the Stanley Cup final. Kinda like touching yourself when there’s an actual woman in the next room. Sort of.

It was actually the Carolina Hurricanes that, after winning the Wales Eastern Conference in 2006, surrounded the Wales trophy, posed with it as a team, and skated off the ice without touching it. They won the Cup in seven games.

The monolith actually found four instances where the jinx didn’t seem to apply, including the 1991 Penguins, but that team was so damn good they could have touched a classroom full of third graders and sauntered out of court the same day. Whether it has merit or not, the no-touch of the conference trophy is yet another one of those fun hockey traditions that seems ready to die. Soon, hockey players won’t even be coercing women into sex against their will, and I’m not sure that’s a world I want to live in.

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This Eastern Conference semifinal between the Caps and the Penguins has lived up to the hype so far. Washington beat Pittsburgh last night, 4-3, as Pittsburgh’s Sidney Crosby and Washington’s Alex Ovechkin each scored three goals, suggesting that this series should just be settled in a 60-frame shootout, and I really wouldn’t have a problem with that. Crosby’s efforts came from sitting in front of the crease, plunking in rebounds, including a baseball-swing goal in the third that reminded me of this gem from Paul Kariya. Ovechkin’s, conversely, were agile wristers from outside the dots that found their marks in the back of the net.

Sadly, this series may not go the distance, since Washington is already up 2-0. This series heads back to Pittsburgh for Game 3, and if you’re one of the seven people that has Versus, you can actually watch it!

Alexander Ovechkin and the Capitals hosted Sidney Crosby and the Penguins yesterday, and I can’t blame you if you’ve never heard of either one of those guys, because in This New NHL they seem to have a real issue with body contact. From Puck Daddy:

THAT’S A LITTLE BIT OF A ROUGH by Ovechkin? You’d get worse than that walking down a busy sidewalk. Seriously, when did all these guys turn into little girls? Crosby tried to neuter Boris Zhaltak in December, got away with it, and now you can’t even lay a finger on him? Is this asshole truly untouchable? Or is just a leper? Oh, and I have no idea who won the game. What do you think I am? A newspaper?