As noted earlier this week at With Leather, Shelden Williams married WNBA star Candace Parker, and we had the good taste not to bring up the mental image of a zombie lookalike and a muscular Amazon getting it on with a third party. Not Michael Wilbon, though. For some reason on yesterday’s “Pardon the Interruption,” Wilbon’s idea of marital advice was to suggest a threesome for the newlyweds.

And yeah, technically, threesomes do keep it interesting.   But it’s really only kosher to bring it up in casual conversation when you’re talking about me and two girls.  It’s not the sort of thing you want to hear from Wilbon.  It’s about as sexy as listening to your parents do it.

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News finally came out that WNBA star Candace Parker eloped in November…in Lake Tahoe. She married NBA scrub Shelden Williams, whom I’m guessing was too busy averaging 3 points a game for the Kings to give her a proper ceremony…

“We just decided that with both of our schedules, it would be better to elope,” Williams said.

The newlyweds live in Sacramento with their three dogs.

Parker and Williams had been engaged since last May, which is pretty moronic, especially since Shelden has only now disqualified himself from that ever-tempting waterfall of NBA road snatch. Seriously, even if you look like this, it’s like a perpetual flood of poo-nanny wherever these guys go. Why do you think Kareem was in the league for 20 years? For the socks?

[The Sacremento Bee (last item), via Game On]