Mr. T sang “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” at a Cubs game over the weekend. And…it was pretty GD awful. But when you’ve been in The A Team, Wrestlemania, AND Rocky III, you’ve earned the right to suck at everything else. And why is Van Pelt digging on T dropping that first pitch in the dirt? That’s still better than anyone in the Washington Nationals bullpen. Burnage!
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Sorry for the back-to-back videos, but when the greatest player in the NHL does a car dealership commercial, cementing his legacy as one of The District’s most beloved athletes, I listen (even though I may not care). And Ovechkin probably signs about as well as he brushes his teeth and hair, but the kid’s got charisma. I’m sure they’re going to sell a great number of “Suvs” after this airs. Now if we could only get him some braces. And maybe some cortisone for that arm.
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I'm not sure if I'm allowed to claim that Mariah Carey is retarded. Will I get sued? 'Cause getting sued BLOWS. So, I confess: I do not have a doctor's written report that she has a birth defect that led to physical disability, and I don't have a photo of her parking her car in a handicapped space.
On the other hand, there's this video of her throwing out the first pitch at a pro game in Tokyo. And let's be honest, this says RETARDED way more conclusively than any MRI. I feel pretty good about this if it goes to court.
