Cleveland Browns defensive lineman Shaun Rogers is having an offseason for the ages. After bringing a gun into an airport earlier in the year (he got probation), the big fella managed to tail a drunk driver down the interstate until he could be apprehended by authorities.
Rogers made the call around 11:08 PM on July 15 — warning that he was following a car that was swerving all over Interstate 71 … and had blown a tire after smashing into the center divider.
During the call, Rogers directs law enforcement to his exact location — and when the perp’s car came to a stop in the middle of traffic, Rogers pulled up behind the other ride and activated his emergency lights to prevent a collision.
Emergency lights…ACTIVATE! Seriously, why can’t they just say “flipped on his blinkers.” That’s what they are. Does it make me sound old when I say “blinkers?” What about “television set?” How can it be a set? It’s one thing. And it’s operated by a remote, not a “clicker.” Silly old people. They’re just so…hey, who the hell said you could stand on my lawn?