My apologies for the sudden upswing in college stories involving horny coeds, but the masses have been demanding more college news and I am here to deliver. The latest in downright stunning revelations is that – and brace yourselves for this – young college girls with no money are apparently trying to find wealthier older men to be their “sugar daddies”. I mean, can you even? What do you think about this, Nicki Minaj?

My thoughts exactly.

But don’t be too shocked, because as much as these attractive young ladies are basically looking to sell their dignities to the devil for some spending money, the rich, old men are lining up to pay them for it. In fact, the website SeekingArrangement.com, which caters to both parties in this sordid equation by bringing them together, has some statistics that may very well blow your minds.

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Results from a recent online study released by the China Sexology Association ["We love you long time!" -- GEd.] indicate that the traditional, submissive attitudes of Chinese women may be evolving to better resemble those of their Western, round-eyed counterparts.  

As high as 87 per cent of the women believe they have pleasure having sex, while only 6 per cent of the surveyed say they never reached orgasm. Thirty-three per cent say they will tell their partners if they want sex, and 53 per cent say they will give their partners a hint about their objective. 

If they don't want to make love, but their partner request it [sic], half say they will choose to comply, while the other half will tactfully refuse or communicate well with their partners.

 Other findings from that and an older University of China study from 1999-2000 include:

•  7 % said "they will seek help from doctors if they have problem with sex, "
• 37 %  said they would not seek help at all
• only 6.8 %  "have experience of masturbation"
• almost 80 % didn't know what  an orgasm was, and
• 62.8 % did not even know the location of clitoris

How fucking pissed are those short little Chinese dudes gonna be when all of us Americans go over there and start insta-pleasuring all of their women? This might be an Olympics worth jumping in front of a tank to attend. In fact, I'm picking up the red phone right now to call Ufford. Time for him to serve his country on another mission. — Monday Morning Punter

[China Daily (English language)]