I'll pretty much post any video that has hot chicks wrestling in some kind of viscous substance, and this one is no exception.  I guess margaritas are sexy and refreshing… but when I find a woman soaked in bourbon, that's when I know I've found true love.

(Thanks to JoSCh for taking some time off from impressing women with his dry wit to send this in.) 

Britons and people who spend all their time looking up foreign commercials on the Internet may have seen these videos before, but I'd like to take the time to endorse the addition of these sports to the next Olympics.  Hell, I already watch more of this sport than any other.  Most of it on the Internet.  By myself.  I believe there's a different scoring system in my league, though. 

And now, for no better reason than it's Monday and we could all use eight minutes of hot Lithuanian women wrestling in honey, I present to you… eight minutes of hot Lithuanian women wrestling in honey.  

I like where this is going.  Most sexy wrestling happens in slippery materials — mud, Jell-O, K-Y, hot bacon grease, etc. — and I, for one, favor the move toward sticky foodstuffs.  Not because it's better or anything, but I just needed a change of pace.  Trust me, after watching 30 hours of Jell-O wrestling a week, you want a change of pace.

Thanks to reader Burnsy, who writes the terrifyingly named Blumpkins For All! 

I rarely cover the Pillow Fighting League because its execution isn't terribly sexy, but I have to give credit to whomever put this event together (and to littles for finding the video), because this NSFW video is how sexy pillow-fighting should be done.  I didn't even know you could show titties on YouTube, but there they are.  Boom.  Titties.  On YouTube.  A nice little surprise for a Monday, kinda like finding a ten-dollar bill on the street, or learning that the pregnancy test was a false positive.

I don't know what I need to say here that the headline doesn't already explain.  But I need to warn everyone: even though everything in this video is technically safe for work, the feeling it will stir inside will be completely NSFW.  This might be the sexiest video I've ever had on the site, which is saying a lot.  I almost feel dirty posting this.

Almost.

The Pillow Fight League has been making waves for several months — most notably when the girls came down from Canada and had some spirited matches in Brooklyn late last year — and now they've hit the big-time: producers Ed October and Al Berman have bought the television rights to the league.

Finally, a competitive women's sport men can love.  Besides tennis and beach volleyball.  And bikini rodeo pie-fighting.

The TV-friendly twist: PFL's roster of players boasts a slew of attractive females, many of whom compete while wearing skimpy uniforms… "I'm gay, and even I know that girls pillow fighting is sexy," October told Daily Variety.

Silly gay man.  Like we care about sexy.  It's the competition that matters.  These women are athletes, and by focusing on their sex appeal you demean — gah, that's a lot of effort.  I think the loser should have to make out with the winner.

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