You know, I've always said that if just one person finds With Leather via a Google search of "bull humps lady midget," I'll consider my job a success. 

Oh, and stop being such a Puritan.  Don't act like you're not aroused.

[Deuce of Davenport] 

Note to Tokyo subway riders: maybe don't grope this one.  I think she could probably even escape the wandering tentacles of octo-porn.  But could she escape my charms?  Not with this rapist wit.

[College Humor via Sons of Sam Malone] 

Listen, I don't know who made this soccer video, but if they think they can substitute quality play on the pitch with a bunch of South American Playmates in skimpy outfits and still hold my attention… then they are absolutely correct.  Never underestimate the power of the ass-zoom shot.

[The Offside]

Dear Fox Soccer Channel,

Get with the program already.

Sincerely,

Matt's penis 

[The Offside] 

As Kevin noted in today's SAN, those crazy kids at Attack of the Show introduced viewers to Weenie Bite.  Finally, women deep-throating objects is a competition.

Of course, much of the appeal of this video is Olivia Munn's attempt to play the sport; apparently her oral skills are regularly displayed on the show.  She certainly sucks a good wiener.  I'll give her something to suck on, heh heh heh.

Oh.  I guess I should make it clear I'm offering her a Werther's.  I don't want her to think I'm some kind of perv. 

[Defamer] 

I'll pretty much post any video that has hot chicks wrestling in some kind of viscous substance, and this one is no exception.  I guess margaritas are sexy and refreshing… but when I find a woman soaked in bourbon, that's when I know I've found true love.

(Thanks to JoSCh for taking some time off from impressing women with his dry wit to send this in.)