Sometimes a reader sends us a video that isn’t particularly cool, important or funny, but demands to be shared by virtue of its existence.

Meet ‘Tim Duncan Outlet Pass Slow Jamz Mixtape 2013,’ a compilation of Tim Duncan making outlet passes set Keith Sweat’s ‘Twisted.’ Or, as the YouTube description explains:

Tim Duncan tries to make the add some excitement to the fundamentals of basketball.

So, this is either a waste of your time, or the funniest thing you’ve ever seen. Personally, the mixtape left me with two feelings:

1. Keith Sweat was awesome, and
2. I’m going out to the courts to practicing my outlet pass, because the outlet pass is sexy.

[h/t to Ryan Perry]

On Saturday, more than 450 competing comrades took to the Vuoksa River in Losevo, Leningrad Oblast – what, you’ve never been before? Oh it’s great, there’s a farmer’s market every Saturday morning. It’s where I get my toilet paper and vodka. But this past Saturday marked the 8th annual running of the dolls, of the sex variety, as men and women ages 16 and up borrowed or purchased the finest inflatable sex dolls from local sex shops and raced down the river.

Participants in the Bubble Baba Challenge did their best to float to a three-minute finish (Ed. – Show offs), and when the waves and latex settled, Vladislav Pavlenko was the champion with his female watercraft, “Vanilla Pelotki,” while Vera Tatosyan had the best time of the women with “Yosya.” Other sex doll names included: “Unstoppable Chick,” “Cuddly Female Racoon [sic],” “Big Tit Excess,” “Sexual Goddess,” “Roach,” “Miss Peep,” “School Girl,” “Indefatiguable” and “Luba For A Price.” And next year I will introduce my own floating lady, “USS Stokke.”

In Russia, the dolls sex you, St. Petersburg Times:

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On August 27 at the Showare Center Arena in Kent, Washington, the Los Angeles Temptation and Seattle Mist will kick off the 2010/11 Lingerie Football League season, offering women on 10 teams throughout the country the opportunity to prove that they can play a mean game of pigskin, too. Of course, they have to do it in their sexy underwear, but there’s nothing wrong with that, right? RIGHT???

Apparently there is, writes Orlando Sentinel columnist Shannon Owens, who has dusted off the “Why do female athletes have to be attractive to be successful” flag in an attempt to rally the troops against the idea of “sex sells” as an acceptable justification for female sports, as well as the exhibitionism of this league. You know, that women choose to play in. Some even drive across states for the opportunity, mainly because they think it’s fun. But I guess we need to walk a mile in their stiletto heels to really understand it.

Surely these women are all ashamed of their trade, Orlando Sentinel:
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I’ve long been a fan of pole dancing, which makes it so nice to see that the athletes that do it are finally being recognized in competitions. Violet Blue’s “Open Source Sex” column at the San Francisco Chronicle addresses the growing trend of pole dancing as sport, noting nationwide competitions in Australia (giggety), Argentina (Bang!), and Belgium (seen above — that’s Anouch Proost, Belgium’s Miss Pole Dance 2008).

Wow, this is a double-edged sword. On one hand, Earth would be a much happier place if there were more floor-to-ceiling poles and women who knew how to use them for erotic dance. On the other hand, I don’t like this whole thing where there’s no “Pour Some Sugar on Me” and they’ve got leotards instead of g-strings and mesh shirts. And in another hand, HEY! How’d my penis get here?

[CO-ED Mag via SbB]

So, I guess I'm gonna file this video under "Ultimate Fighting," but only because "California White Trash Girl Fights" makes it sound a little less sporty.  It's got almost everything you could want in a girl fight.  Hair-pulling?  Check.  Slapping?  Check.  Grappling that comes to a sexual tension-filled stalemate?  Check.  A post-match lesbian romp?  Hey, I said almost everything.

(Thanks to Punter for the vid) 

This video is about, um…  some people talking Spanish or Brazilian or something, and, uh… then the guy trips one of the chicks, and the hot girls in Brazil-themed bikinis jump up and down.  Oh, and there's soccer.  And a bulge in my pants. 

The End.

[The Offside]