It’s amazing to think that if we’d all been alive 100 years ago, we’d be putting in 12-hour shifts at some meatpacking plant instead of dicking around on the internet. It’s just one of the growing pains of an industrializing nation, and we should all be grateful that we missed it, but I’m getting off topic. Here’s a reminder for anyone with an Asian girlfriend: get a fuggin’ job. And really, if you’re living with a girl that’s this hot and you’re spending your late nights playing Need For Speed, you’re doing it wrong, and you deserve to have your video game system destroyed by a hammer.

I can’t find the email of the person that sent this to me, but their service and example shine on nevertheless. If you’re not familiar with the New York- and Sydney-based Glue Society, that’s all about to change. The self-anointed “creative collective” was charged with the task of creating a music video for “Bastard,” an electronica track from the Lithuanian band Metal on Metal. And this is what they came up with: two Asian chicks slapping around a hand grenade while rich people look on from behind a blast shield. It’s very stylish, if technically incorrect. The handle would have flown off of that grenade as soon as the pin was pulled, and that would have ignited the fuse. Eh, who cares. It’s a badass video. Just watch it after the jump.

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I’m somewhat amazed that after they’ve built all the world’s electronic goods and groped everyone on the subway on the way home from work, they still have time to play golf. But time and space are scarce in Japan, so why not keep all of one’s golf equipment in women’s clothing? Yeah, I couldn’t think of a reason, either.

So I guess it’s a…oh, what do you call those things that go all the way around the torso and hold up the jugs…a corset? So you take this corset off and it turns into a golf mat–complete with putting cups. Young Asian lady, presumably, is not included. Watch video of this piece of functional couture after the jump. And that “Be Quiet” flag? Never a terrible suggestion for topless women. Read the rest of this entry »

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link diarrhea.  That’s the last time we go to that Mexican website!

• A special limited edition of Kobe Bryant’s shoes will be available on July 22nd at select stores.  But will they make my calves look as good as these pumps do?  |StreetLevel|
• If you don’t think the coaches’ “silent auction” is better than a coin flip for determining possession in NFL overtime games, you’re a coward and a weakling.  |NYT Fifth Down Blog|
• The top five NBA free agents this summer.  Awww, look!  The NBA is trying to stay in the news cycle!  How cute.  |The Hoop Doctors|
• In case you missed it: Spencer Hall is back from a broken back for another edition of The Amateur.  This time, he’s playing table tennis (and drinking and gambling) in Las Vegas.  |The Sporting Blog|
• Hands as bras: a gallery.  Well played, sirs. (The image here, however, is from Cleavage Lover — click it for full size.)  |Holy Taco|
• Are you missing college football?  This post on Paul Johnson’s mastery of the flexbone will make you eager for September.  Hee hee, “flexbone.” |Smart Football|
• Shaq takes silly pictures of himself.  A Twitpic collection.  |Uncoached|
• The British react to our inevitable conquest of world soccer.  Man, I love it when we win.  It’s the best way to show other countries that nacho cheese tastes amazing.  |Studs Up|

You got stuff we need to see?  Sure ya do.  Send it to withleather-tips@uproxx.com.  And be sure to include a personal note, you heathen.