She's the front runner. I wonder why...

There’s never really a bad time to post a picture of a scantily clad beautiful woman, but this time, it’s actually relevant. The gambling site Paddy Power has joined forces with the newspaper The Irish Mirror to combine man’s most heated passions: sports, beautiful women, and nonsensical competition, into the greatest idea of all time. Betting on the wives and girlfriends of World Cup players. The front runner? Ms. Irina Shayk, the above-pictured girlfriend of Christiano Ronaldo.

The betting house Paddy Power has teamed with the Irish Mirror to allow wagering on the wives and girlfriends of World Cup players.

Irina Shayk, the girlfriend of Cristiano Ronaldo is the 9-4 favorite to be voted overall sexiest while Abbey Clancy, girlfriend of Peter Crouch, is 5-2 and the favorite for best legs. –USAToday

The categories up for wager include: best legs, grumpiest WAG, sexiest WAG, best smile, and most stylish. I can think of about a hundered things I’d rather gamble on than “most stylish,” and I’d list them if I still wasn’t confused about seeing that Abbey Clancy is linked to Peter Crouch. Peter Crouch is the Greg Ostertag Luc Longley of the EPL, and should certainly not be with the heaven-sent mirage that is Abbey Clancy. “But Ryan,” you say. “Isn’t someone’s inner beauty more important than their physical attractiveness?” Not if you look like Abbey Clancy. She could drown a litter of puppies right in front of me, and all I’d be able to focus on was having sex with her. More WAGs after the jump because, hey, you deserve it. Read the rest of this entry »

Abigail Clancy — the fiancee of gangly giraffe-like Tottenham Hotspur striker Peter Crouch — has long been a favorite here at With Leather despite her terrible taste in men. Or maybe because of her terrible taste in men? No, that has nothing to do with it. Much more influential in the favoritism are her hair and eyes and lips and wardrobe selections and — whatchama call those things again? Boobs? Yeah, those are good, too.

Anyway, every time that Abbey shows up somewhere looking attractive, as she did at last night’s Pride of Britain Awards, it’s hard not to take a walk down memory lane with her. Who can forget the time she frolicked in the surf with friends? Or that time she didn’t feel like wearing her bikini top? Or when her sheer dress showed off her leopard-print thong? So many happy memories I have of her. I wonder if she ever got that ear I sent her?

(via Kickette)