SAINT ANDREW’S NET: THE MILKY WAY

Written by JOSH Z / 12.21.09

milky_brideSaint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily pile. The East Coast totally freaks out whenever it appears in the forecast.

  • In addition to being dignified highlight jockeys, the peeps over at ESPN apparently forgot to pay their electric bill.
    Outside The Boxscore.
  • If you needed any incentive to get a haircut this holiday season, this might be what you’ve been looking for.
    Fukung, via LOLFBMoments.
  • I guess you can die from weed after all. Consider your fresh…respected.
    The Smoking Section.
  • Larry Holmes should have been a pro wrestler. Anyone that does a drop-kick off a car like that has a gift.
    Food Court Lunch.
  • Women covered in are, sadly, not an essential part to a balanced breakfast. But don’t let that stop you.
    Design You Trust. [NSFW for nip and a touch of hoo-hah]

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SAINT ANDREW’S NET: SCOTTY DO

Written by JOSH Z / 12.18.09

emily_scott_300Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily pile of linkage goodness. Remember kids: Santa flies around the world in a sleigh with reindeer. He doesn’t drive your neighborhood in a van with candy.

  • Mariah Carey will stuff your stocking this christmas in the NBA promotion. That is, after she’s done stuffing her face. She still looks good, especially here.
    That NBA Lottery Pick.
  • Not everyone treated the death of Chris Henry with the same garden-variety reverence that you saw in other media outlets.
    Gally Blog, KSK.
  • Tiger Woods is your 2009 Sports Human of the Year.
    Deadspin.
  • The Mets aren’t exactly making that big splash in free agency for which their fans were hoping.
    Rumors & Rants.
  • Emily Scott has back problems. I said something nasty to her and now she won’t come back.
    Guyism.

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SAINT ANDREW’S NET: IS THAT SPLENDA?

Written by JOSH Z / 12.17.09

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Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily stack of clicks. It plans on living out its days as a former skin-care model on its sister’s couch.

  • Before the rest of you reading this site abandon ship for me agreeing with Glenn Beck, just read his take on the NFL’s quandry with head injuries.
    Deadspin.
  • Who are the college football programs to watch over the next ten years. Could some of them actually be in, oh I don’t know…BCS conferences? That wasn’t a joke so much as poorly executed sarcasm. Bleacher Report.
  • I’m not convinced that this list of poorly-named Transformers wasn’t totally made up, although “Hot Rod” sounds familiar. I guess.
    Topless Robot.
  • This is the ukulele documentary for which you’ve been pining for some time.
    FilmDrunk.
  • Tennessee men’s basketball coach Bruce Pearl can pretty much stretch out anywhere she wants. Even on a trio of coeds in a golf cart. That’s how they roll in Knoxville.
    No Guts No Glory.
  • It’s Naomi Watts, breaking into your house and drinking all your coffee. But just relax. As long as she doesn’t see all the mold on your shower curtain, you’re golden.
    Funtasticus.

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SAN: IT WAS MILLER TIME…

Written by JOSH Z / 12.16.09

marissa_miller_backstageSaint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link heap. It wasn’t staring at your girlfriend’s ass…as far as you know.

  • With the possible exception of the BCS, everybody seems to hate the Iowa Hawkeyes. In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.
    Black Heart Gold Pants.
  • I’m not a fan of the Nike puppet commercials. But here’s the latest one in case you missed it.
    That NBA Lottery Pick.
  • Do you like free crap? This holiday gift giveaway might interest you.
    Don Chavez.
  • Nobody seems to have come up with a name for this decade yet. Is it the oh’s? The aughts? Help me out here, people.
    Cracked.
  • Marissa Miller was backstage at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, probably because she was in the show. But yeah, she’s not ugly.
    Guyism.

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SAN: GET YOUR OWN FRIES, LEBRON

Written by JOSH Z / 12.15.09

Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. It’s working on a new cookbook that uses roadkill, recreational drugs, and chocolate. Mmm, chocolate.

  • LeBron James runs off with a kid’s french fry. It’s just one of the perks he enjoys after having the entire economy of Cleveland based off of him.
    College Humor.
  • This guy said that this Tiger Woods video was “pretty hilarious.” I think it sucks uncircumcised donkey wang, personally. But hey, the animation’s pretty sweet.
    Sports Humor 23.
  • Body beatboxing looks painfully awesome to some people. All it makes me want to do is search for that Chemical Brothers song on YouTube. There it is.
    Urlesque.
  • I’ll be punching UNC basketball coach Roy Willams in the face for this, next time I see him. Or whenever I get around to it. It’s on my To Do list…somewhere.
    Rumors and Rants.
  • Southern Cal running back Stafon Johnson will be applying for the NFL draft. It should be nice having teammates that can actually a guy on a bench press for once.
    Last Angry Fan.

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STAIN ANDREA’S PET: LOHAN OFFICER

Written by JOSH Z / 12.11.09

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Saint Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link stew. It has been banned in 49 states. Apparently no one in Kansas has the internet.

  • UFC 107 is tomorrow night. Here’s a preview.
    Camel Clutch Blog.
  • That Hitler Video is back, and now he’s railing against Tiger Woods. Seriously, are we re-sub-titling this clip every time somebody in sports does something stupid? Well, I’m linking to it, so I guess we are.
    Outside The Boxscore.
  • More Tiger: Here’s someone comparing Tiger Woods to “Mad Men” TV character Don Draper. Uh, when did Don Draper ever pay for sex?
    Rumors and Rants.
  • It’s time that you got to know Raiders quarterback Brad Gradkowski a little better.
    Second-String Fullback.
  • If you thought the officiating in the NBA was terrible, you should see these jerseys.
    Unathletic Mag.
  • Ten of the best trampoline-enhanced dunks you’ll ever see.
    Epic Carnival.
  • Lindsay Lohan still has that run-down skank look in these black-and-white photos. When was the last time a woman went from age 19 to 37 in the blink of an eye?
    WWTDD [watch out for nip].

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