If there’s one thing we don’t cover enough on this blog, it’s the International Ice Hockey Federation Division III Championships. That’s about to change thanks to Israel’s Eliezer Sherbatov†. The 19-year old capped off a six-point game against Greece during the D-III championships in April in South Africa with one of the coolest shots I’ve ever seen — and one I would’ve seen months ago if International Hockey uploaded highlights without an 80-day delay. Who do they think they are, Major League Baseball?

In case you’re at work and can’t view YouTube videos (because you sold you), Sherbatov breaks all eight of the Greek goalie’s ankles by scooping the puck up between his legs, then tapping it in over the poor guy’s shoulder in mid-air. It was some wonderful hockey amalgamation of Mr. Perfect’s behind-the-back towel toss and Isiah Rider’s East Bay Funk Dunk, and if I could do anything requiring this much hand-eye and total body coordination I would start jumping from high things and trying to fly.

Hopefully we’ll be seeing a lot more of this kid, who deserves at least a Daily Motion-level of exposure. In addition to skating for the Israeli national team, he plays for something called Baie-Comeau Drakkar, which is either a Quebec Major Junior Hockey League team or a character from Twilight.

[h/t Puck Daddy]

† Dugout screen name either “EliezerDoolittle” or “SheWorkSherbatov”

Four seconds is not only the amount of time I would last in bed with that lovely goddess Larissa Riquelme in the picture above, but it is also how long it took an Italian soccer team to score against some other Italian soccer team I can’t spell or pronounce. Just enjoy the quick-thinking of the striker to immediately boot it right after kickoff (seriously, did he really think he was going to get a goal?) and the poor goalie attempting to stop a shot that can’t be saved.

If you are so busy that you can’t watch the 30-second video, the goal happens at 0:12. There you go, Mr. I’m-So-Important-I-Wear-Pants.

Also, listen for the Black Eyed Peas right before the goal. THEIR MUSIC IS INFECTING EVERY COUNTRY.

Hockey Dog shames you for your poor awareness.

During a Michigan Tech-Denver college hockey game that I’m sure was the game of the night on ESPN, Denver freshman David Makowski was only trying to clear the puck out of his team’s zone but instead aimed it directly at the unaware Michigan Tech goaltender. The result was an estimated 190-foot shorthanded goal and a very embarrassed netminder. Watch the humiliation and unexpected joy for yourself after the jump.
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