To borrow the lede from the San Diego Union Tribune, Chargers defensive lineman Ryon Bingham is a bear of a man… and he eats like one, too!! Wokka wokka wokka! No, but seriously: he catches fish and eats them raw.
As captured on video and shown proudly, not only did the 6-foot-3, 305-pound Bingham catch a lovely rainbow trout, but he also ate it. On the spot. Raw. As fresh as fresh gets. “What can I say?” Bingham said. “I got hungry.” [...]
You shall be spared the more graphic details of Bingham's fish feast, a scene best left to one of those National Geographic Channel or Animal Planet specials, but it does redefine the lengths to which a man will go to satisfy his appetite for sushi. Suffice it to say, though, that offensive linemen have been duly warned to keep their hands out of Bingham's face.
Dude, I hate it when reporters puss out like that. If I'd been there I would have swiped the video, had it on YouTube in five minutes, and delivered some awesome play-by-play. "Now see, look at the way he severs the spine with his incisors. That may as well be heavy machinery." C'mon, Ryan: share the wealth. Let's see some gore.