Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and David Carr recorded a few commercials when the three played in Houston and two of them still had careers. Thanks guys, not like there's ever a shortage of meat at ballgames anyway. And by meat, i obviously mean penises. And by ballgames, I mean David Carr's mouth. Many ballgames are played there as well.
You Been Blinded has a few more of the ads, which I haven't watched but won't stop curious people from experimenting with. Hey, i don't judge. That's what queers do.
Today Page Six claims that Roger Clemens is selling his belongings in order to help pay for all his legal bills. Of course, it's Page Six, and Clemens made $20 million a year for his last several years in the bigs, so it's probably not true, but that doesn't mean we can't still WANT it to be true.
The former Yankee ace, now awaiting word from Congress on his steroid scandal, has sold his Bentley to "Rock of Love" star Bret Michaels. "Bret is a big fan of Roger's and the car is fabulous," said an insider. "Clemens is apparently selling his lavish goods to pay his legal fees." Michaels was overheard gushing about his new ride Friday at the House of Blues in Atlantic City.
And if anyone has shown America what impeccable taste he has, it's Bret Michaels. I'm guessing Atlantic City was one of the casting stops for Rock of Love III. It's one of the few places in America you can find women trashy and desperate enough for that show. Other casting locales include the Florida panhandle, California's Inland Empire, and your mom's house.
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In between being married and producing four offspring with names that begin with "K," Roger Clemens sank his pork-sword to the hilt into whichever homo sapiens vagina happened to be closest and least likely to run away.
After the ten-year Mindy McCready affair came to light, we realized the Rocket — pictured here in a rare moment with his wife — had a thing for teenagers. Yesterday, we learned that Roger allegedly picked up rent for homely real estate brokers. And today, we can add one of golfer John Daly's ex-wives to the mix.
Several sources told the Daily News Wednesday that Clemens had a relationship with Paulette Dean Daly, a former wife of champion golfer John Daly. The sources said Clemens, a married father of four, arranged trips to Anaheim Stadium for Daly… to watch him pitch for the Yankees against the Angels. Sources also said he spent time with her in Palm Springs, Calif. She declined to elaborate on the nature of her relationship with the pitcher, but did not deny allegations from several sources that it was romantic and included financial support.
Wow, one of John Daly's ex-wives. You know a lady like that has got standards. Reach for the stars, Rog, and maybe along the way you'll get more mediocre ass than Barry Manilow.
Yesterday the New York Daily News revealed that former MLB ace Roger Clemens had a ten-year affair with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was 15 and he was 28, married, and the father of two. The Daily News didn't specify when the relationship turned sexual, but Clemens — having lied about, oh, everything else in his life — issued the standard "we were just friends" denial yesterday. Because 28-year-old married guys always have platonic friendships with high school girls.
Today, McCready joined the growing list of people to note that Clemens's pants are, indeed, on fire.
McCready confirmed a long-term affair with embattled pitcher Roger Clemens. "I cannot refute anything in the story," a tearful but resolute McCready told the Daily News [...]
"Yes, I have known Roger Clemens for a long time [in the Biblical sense, heh heh -Ed.]," McCready said, reading from a prepared statement. "He's a kind and caring man. He's also a legendary athlete. The central topic in the debate, however, regards his professional life, not his personal life… From my point of view, that is where the focus should remain."
She then added, "And be sure to buy watch my new reality show, Mending Mindy, which ironically just began filming. Who would have thought that this would come to light just as I was trying to get more publicity and material for my show? What a crazy coincidence. Anyhoo, I better get back to my drugs. I mean laundry. I'm doing a load of laundry."
According to the New York Daily News, future Hall of Fame pitcher Roger Clemens had a ten-year affair with country star Mindy McCready. Given the nature of pro athletes to stray, it's not that huge of a deal — until you factor in that McCready was 15 and Clemens was 28 and a father of two when they met. 15-year-olds, dude.
Clemens was with his Red Sox teammates in a Fort Myers, Fla., bar when then-teenager McCready caught his eye. After Clemens threw a shirt with his and several teammates' signatures onstage, an introduction was made. "It was love at first sight, no doubt about it," said a source with intimate knowledge of the relationship.
According to the source, McCready did not learn that Clemens was married to Debbie Clemens until McCready attended a baseball game with her two younger brothers and read Clemens' bio in the program. The source says that McCready was too young to be angered by the news that Clemens was taken. [...]
The two were known to take lavish trips to Las Vegas and New York… During another Big Apple excursion, the two holed up in the trendy SoHo Grand and later partied with Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan. McCready, according to a source, even bummed a cigar off His Airness to give to Clemens. There were personal love missives to Clemens hidden in McCready's album liner notes.
Already people are trying to make Clemens out to be some kind of bad guy here. But if falling in love with 15-year-olds is wrong, I don't want to be right.
