Like most people, I watch the Super Bowl for the slam dunks.
Thanks to Cameron Smith at Prep Rally, my dream of watching New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski dunk on a bunch of high schoolers with Franz Ferdinand playing in the background has finally come true … turns out that before he was inspiring Twisted Sister covers and making Bibi Jones ply her trade off the clock he was simply a gigantic f**king high schooler who could jump slightly and monster jam it home. Pretty cool.
At least now we know how he managed to graduate. It certainly wasn’t his grades in Spanish.