Everything Strasburg Does Is Wrong

Written by Brandon Stroud / 08.05.11

Rob Dibble hates everyone, everything

Last year in a game against the Phillies near the end of August, Washington Nationals phenom Stephen Strasburg, a budding superstar with a 2.91 ERA and 92 strikeouts in 68 innings, hurt his arm. MASN analyst and former big leagues pitcher Rob Dibble told him to “suck it up” and do his job. No player is ever 100% healthy, and Strasburg should’ve just went out and pitched again the next night. Stras got checked out and found out he needed elbow surgery, and poof, just like that, he was gone.

Fast forward nearly a year, to the news that Stephen Strasburg will start on Sunday for the Class A Hagerstown Suns, the next major step in a rehabilitation that could see him pitch in Washington in September. Strasburg’s recovery has been going ahead of schedule, and all things considered you could say he was “sucking it up”. So Rob Dibble should be happy, right? Dibble never had a vendetta against the kid, he just disagreed with the situation and maybe misinterpreted some data.

Nope, vendetta.

“There’s absolutely no reason, other than to sell tickets and to put butts in the seats to bring Stephen Strasburg back, to make a few starts at the end of the season. He’s too valuable. He’s too talented to even think about stuff like that. But in their case, you know, having worked with those people, the only thing I can say is that there are some people there that think they invented the game of baseball. Which they did not.

“And so they think they can do things differently than 29 other teams in the game. That’s the problem I had when I was working there, and now, even when I’ve been working on this channel for the last seven years. It’s pretty simple stuff. You want guys to play 15-20 years, you don’t need to rush a guy back just to get a couple starts in so you can sell out the stadium and stuff like that. You know, they’ve been talking about 2012, and what kind of team they’re gonna have in 2012 and stuff like that. And you know, if that’s the case, and you don’t want to put a Bryce Harper in the major leagues until you think he’s ready, there’s really no point in rushing this kid back just to get a couple starts out of him for this year.”

Two major talking points, here:

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Nails Asking Forgiveness For Being Hammered

Written by Brandon Stroud / 06.17.11

Dykstra rehab bid

Who knew that a guy who committed bankruptcy fraud, got arrested for 23 drug-related felonies and spent 12 years playing pro baseball with a fist-sized sh*t-clod in his mouth would have so many problems? Enter: Lenny Dykstra, who has taken the Pete Rose route to forgiveness by admitting his problem and requesting rehab instead of prison way, way after anyone would take it seriously.

According to reports from TMZ, Dykstra entered a Not Guilty plea on the 16th for all 25 criminal charges he’s facing (including auto theft, identity theft, and possession of cocaine and ecstasy) and even brought along his bail money, but was denied and sent back to prison. Now (the 17th, if you’re keeping track) he’s saying he does have a problem with substance abuse and needs help, but can’t get that in jail. So what exactly was he not guilty of? Doing drugs, but not having them? I guess it boils down to the semantics of what constitutes “possessing” drugs. If you eat it the second you see it, did you really “possess” a cupcake? If you see a pitcher’s mound-size heap of cocaine and slide headfirst into it, did you really possess that cocaine?

Regardless, nothing seems to be working, and Dykstra is still stuck in the joint, sneaking in contraband for the other high-profile prisoners in that tanuki nutsack he calls a face. I’ll be sure to update you on Monday, when Dykstra pleads remorseful bankruptcy-related drug insanity.

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The Lakers Empire Is Crumbling

Written by Ashley Burns / 01.03.11

Things are not going well for the back-to-back NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers, as an embarrassing 104-85 loss to the Memphis Grizzlies last night has some people believing that the wheels are falling off in Smog City. The Lakers, still in first place in the Western Conference’s Pacific Division with an 8-game lead, have attracted naysayers in the wake of Phil Jackson and Kobe Bryant swapping blame after losing to the Griz. Phil says that Kobe wasn’t sharing while Kobe says that Phil doesn’t concentrate on each game. And Ron Artest said that the purple dove flies solo in the Eskimo sundance.

Regarding the 19-point home loss to the 15-19 Grizzlies, Jackson said…

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Michael Vick Wants A Puppy From Santa

Written by Ashley Burns / 12.15.10

Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Michael Vick is still a pretty controversial public figure, as many people haven’t forgiven him for his involvement in vicious dog fights that resulted in an unknown amount of cruel and inhumane violence and death. At the same time, a lot of people believe that he has served his time and paid the price for his actions through personal rehabilitation, serving his community and the money he lost by being in prison and not playing. And some people are just happy to have picked him up in fantasy leagues.

Vick recently did an interview with TheGrio.com and he believes that there is one very important thing missing in his rehab – a dog. That’s right, Mikey wants a puppy for Christmas, because he thinks that being able to show love and compassion for man’s best friend will be the ultimate step in proving that he’s not the bad guy anymore. In related news, that guy with the Megan’s Law sign in his yard wants to babysit your kid.

Tie the dog to the Griswold’s bumper, The Grio

“I think just to have a pet in my household and to show people that I genuinely care, and my love and my passion for animals; I think it would be outstanding. If I ever have the opportunity again I will never take it for granted. I miss having a dog right now. I wish I could. My daughters miss having one, and that’s the hardest thing: telling them that we can’t have one because of my actions.”

I don’t have any kids, mainly for legal reasons, but I have to imagine that it was a pretty difficult moment in parenting for Vick when he first had to explain to his daughter why he was suddenly the most hated man in America and had to go to prison, but I’m guessing it went something like: “Because daddy let people electrocute doggies and slam them against trees until their backs and necks broke at his home.” But if you’re an optimist like me, he could always follow that up with, “Now go do your homework” and his job as a dad is a piece of cake.

Video of Mike’s interview and some support for him after the jump…

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