Sure, the following video has over a million views already, but does it count if 900,000 of those views are Dutch? This is Baerke van der Meij, an 18-month word scramble who just so happens to be outstanding at soccer. If a cat had done this the video would have forty million views already.
Well, Dutch top flight club VVV-Venlo watched the clip and signed the undeveloped human baby to a 10-year professional contract.
