Long before Quinton "Rampage" Jackson earned a UFC belt for kicking Chuck Liddell's ass, he made a living kicking less-famous ass in Japan for UFC's competitor Pride.  Here he is displaying the wit and charm that's made him so popular with the fans.  And by "wit and charm" I mean he pretends to be a dog and humps a Japanese woman trying to interview him.  You see, it's hilarious because he ignores her basic human rights.  That's a huge turn-on in Japan.

I guess my only question is… where do I get in line to interview Rampage?

[Yardbarker] 

I understand some of you youngsters out there are all about the mixed martial arts, so it's worth mentioning that UFC 75 is this Saturday in London.  On the undercard: Cro Cop returns from Gonzaga's foot to the head to fight Cheick Kongo, and Matt Hamill and Michael Bisping go head-to-head in a battle of undefeateds.  The headline fight is Quinton "Rampage" Jackson against Dan Henderson, which will finally answer the question, "Who's tougher: people who wear a big chain, or people with cauliflower ear?"

And before you answer that question, take this Rampage interview into account:

You've spoken publicly about finding religion. Is there any conflict between being a Christian and beating people up for a living?
If you know anything about the Bible, anything about Christianity, being a Christian is all about fighting. We got to fight every day. There's nothing wrong with killing. There's something wrong with murder – they're two different things. If you murder somebody out of hate or whatever, that's wrong, but it's OK if you're fighting for your country, or your family, or for your life… or even for your food – in a structured way, where you're not trying to kill them.

Actually, trying to pick out just one quote was tough.  I passed up his fondness for Asian women, how he "chillaxes" with his "homeboy" Mickey Mouse (then later denies that he knows Mickey), and his aggressive interruption of the interviewer.  It's almost fun as watching him sexually harass women! 

[You Been Blinded] 

This somewhat aged video from the delightfully named PandaChute shows a scene from the DVD Rampage Unchained in which new UFC light-heavyweight champion Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson goes shopping for a jockstrap.  And he's either in Japan or some Wal-Mart where all the workers are Japanese.  And he sexually harasses and insults them.  Wee! 

Oh, large deadly black men.  What won't they do?