At 23-34, the Toronto Raptors aren’t having a great season, by any means, but they’re still only 4.5 games out of the 8th playoff spot in the mostly terrible NBA Eastern Conference. Despite the lingering possibility of playoff hopes, Raptors fans shouldn’t get too excited about basketball in late April, so they should just be happy that Rachel McAdams was on hand to watch the Raptors lose to the 18-37 Washington Wizards last night.
I don’t mean to be a dick to Toronto fans, though, but I think the NBA should imply new rules about the attractiveness of female celebrities at courtside. Like, the Raptors aren’t the worst team in the NBA, but they don’t deserve McAdams. Maybe Avril Lavigne.
Also, Selena Gomez can’t sit courtside for Lakers games until they’re at least in a playoff spot. Until then, the Lakers can only have Amanda Bynes. And Kirstie Alley will sit next to me at Magic games. I think I’m on to something here.
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In the cutest moment to happen since Kate Upton taught us how to Dougie, a roving cameraman put The Notebook‘s Rachel McAdams up on the JumBoTron during game four of the Stanley Cup Finals and she got super excited about it.
These days it’s hard for celebrities to curry public favor, and every few months there’s a new sex tape scandal or an US Magazine cover about how they’re pregnant-but-not-really trying to keep somebody in the public eye, but you know what? Something human and cute like this goes a long way. It’s nice to see someone enjoying themselves, and to know that being up on a big screen for most of your adult life hasn’t taken away the novelty.
At least I hope it hasn’t. I hate to be that guy, but the lack of sound and the peaceful arrangement of fans around her make this look a little fishy. Look at those people in front of her, they look like they should be on the wall over the concession stands at Progressive Field.
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