Believe it or not, there is apparently other news being made today, as opposed to whatever that nonsense is that’s going on at my local library. And the biggest news of all is that people are all, “What’s up with that?” to the new Nike bromance brewing between Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy. Somewhere Elin Nordegren is teaching Caroline Wozniacki how to find the sweet spots on a Cadillac rear window.

Wait a sec, McIlroy’s new $200 million deal isn’t the big news. The big news is that Woods and McIlroy both bailed on the WGC event in China, because BOO HOO they’re tired from playing too much golf. You know who wasn’t tired from playing too much golf? My grandfather who worked 80 hours a week in a coal mine to send his kids to school. He hated golf, so he didn’t play it at all.

But even that isn’t the biggest Tiger Woods news of the week, because you already read the headline, so you’re probably like, “Damn it, broseph, just get to the girl with the huge breasts already.” Well then, here we go…

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There’s a pretty strong chance that you have no clue who Zahia Dehar is, unless you’re a huge fan of French soccer. But to fill you in and make all of you kids hip to the scene, Dehar is a 19-year old fashion designer who debuted her brand new lingerie line to rave reviews yesterday during Couture Fashion Week at the Palais Brongniart in Paris. Her achievement is remarkable in itself because of her age and the fact that she has only been modeling for the past year or so, but it’s most remarkable because of her first career as an underage prostitute.

So where does the French soccer correlation come in? In 2010, Dehar admitted to French officials that she had been paid for sex on multiple occasions by at least three prominent French soccer players. As the scandal became national news, it was revealed that the three players were Franck Ribéry, Karim Benzema and Sidney Govou. French officials swore that any players involved with Dehar and this huge prostitution ring would be ineligible to play for the French National Team. Fortunately, Ribéry wasn’t investigated until after the 2010 FIFA World Cup, so he was able to play. Only after the tournament was he indicted for soliciting an underage prostitute.

Ribéry’s career since the indictment has been riddled with injuries, as he never quite developed into his one-time status as France’s next big star. But Dehar is doing just fine, and since I feel like we don’t ever have enough fashion on this site, I thought we’d take a little look at what she’s been up to this week.

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When the Cleveland Cavaliers selected Duke guard Kyrie Irving with the No. 1 overall pick at this year’s NBA Draft, they may or may not have known that Irving was having some girl issues. Back in March, the sleuths at Black Sports Online discovered that Irving was involved with a girl named Jessica Jackson – calling herself Miss Hawaii on Twitter – but to what degree they knew each other was a mystery. So buckle up because we’re heading on a non-stop ride to Crazyville.

Jackson claimed that her and Irving first met through Twitter (when will people learn?) and began exchanging text messages, phone calls and Skype sessions, and since I don’t want to drag this out with boring details, she claimed it was all very sexual. Then something went wrong, and Jackson began publicly accusing Irving of harassing her to the point that she had to file a police report. So even though she claimed to be letting the law handle her problems, she went ahead and released images of their alleged texts and Twitter messages.

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