We’ve obviously known for quite some time that Hulk Hogan and his wife, Linda, had gone through a nasty divorce in 2009. But a few weeks ago, the St. Petersburg Times finally revealed the details of that divorce and holy hell Hogan got suplexed.

Details from the settlement show Linda Bollea received $7.44 million of the couple’s $10.41 million that was held in bank and investment accounts. Terry Bollea got the remaining $2.97 million.

They also agreed to sell all of their properties and Linda receives $3 million of all property sales first, and then they’ll split all profits after that. Additionally, Linda took a bunch of Hulk’s cars and she gets a nice chunk of his personal brand earnings. This deal is so bad that even the NBA owners are like, “Dammmmmmmmmn.”

And now the news gets even worse for the Hogan family, who are no strangers to courtrooms after they eventually settled with the family of John Graziano – the former marine who will spend the rest of his life being treated by nurses because Nick drives like an asshole – for what is rumored to be $5 million. So it’s only fitting that Nick is in trouble again because of his driving. A woman is suing Hogan because of injuries she incurred when the two were involved in a car accident two years ago. God, I hate when those injuries just sneak up on you.

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TMZ has an extra innenudo-packed item reporting that a WWE Diva has been "fingered" by the FBI, which is "probing" Bella, an Los Angeles-based escort service. In an update, the gossip site notes WWE's vixen/diva/minx/whatever Ashley Massaro put the following message up on her MySpace profile. Her main picture is presently her giving the camera the finger, so that should be included in her statement to the press.

"Just got buzzed on some BS that is going around. Dont [sic] believe it for a second. Getting in touch with my lawyer as we speak."

I usually get buzzed on black tar heroin, but that's me. What TMZ neglected to note is that there's an "ass" in the middle of her last name. Just hanging out there for the whole world to see! I thought your site was serious about making puerile jokes. 

Perhaps we should also be mindful of the fact that June's WWE pay-per-view is entitled One Night Stand. It's not like those wrasslin' folks are above the occasional publicity stunt. Or steroid-induced murder-suicide.

You probably thought you saw the last of WWF wrestler Owen Hart when he fell to his death from a catwalk at Kansas City's Kemper Arena in 1999. Well, he's back:

The talk began after a column in a student newspaper in Rhode Island suggested that there have been sightings of the ghost of Hart in Kemper’s rafters . . . “Employees (at Kemper Arena) have claimed to have seen (Hart) in the rafters wearing the costume he was wearing for his gimmick,” the newspaper wrote, “as well as the cable before he began the descent. There have also been reports of flickering lights and other power sources that seem to go on and off in some areas of the arena.” . . . Supernatural “experts” suggest that even ghosts need a power supply, which may explain the flickering lights at Kemper.

Mental note: remember the "but the ghosts are siphoning my electricity" line the next time Commonwealth Edison threatens to turn off the juice. This story might get some college kids from Rhode Island excited, but I doubt any true professional wrestlings fans will find it credible. Wrestling fans rely on reason, evidence, and deduction and are much too intelligent to avidly believe in hoaxes or fake happenings. -KD