Yelena Isinbayeva is the greatest female pole vaulter her sport has ever seen. The first and only woman to clear 5 meters, she has dominated her field for the last five years, a feat that continues this summer. She needed just one jump in the rain on Friday to win the Golden League meet in Paris and keep her in the hunt for a $1 million dollar prize (the Golden League Jackpot goes to whichever athlete or athletes can win their event in six straight European meets — Isinbayeva is one of four athletes in the running after four meets).
Pictured below is Isinbayeva at the Golden League event in Rome earlier this month, which she also won (obviously). Pictured above? Well, that one’s from a couple years ago, but it’s one of my favorite shots of her. It’s a flattering angle, I think.
When the Chief is here, all you get is young, sexy, high school pole vaulters, but when I'm here, you get:
They shouldn't be allowed to be land on a pad anyway. If a pole vaulter had to think twice about raising the bar because the subsequent fall may injure his/her life or limb, it would make this sport infinitely more exciting. And I think it's about time we have more posthumous medals awarded at the Olympics. (2 Indulgences to Simon On Sports for the tip.) -KD
Come back tomorrow for the witty, urbane humor of the handsome J.E. Skeets - remember to send your sexy tips to him at jeskeets@gmail.com on Thursday and Friday. I'm off to do my court-ordered community service. Hey, don't judge me - if they didn't want that statue of St. Teresa of Avila befouled, they shouldn't have left the sacramental wine out in the open.
