Sports Tramp ™ Jenn Sterger issued a bizarre statement through her press people earlier this week, basically promising to sue Brett Favre if…just read the blockquote. I’m so damn sick of this story already.

“If the (NFL) commissioner suspends Favre and puts him in a program to make sure this doesn’t happen again . . . 100 percent . . . Jenn would not pursue any litigation against Favre, against the Jets, against anybody,” Sterger’s manager Phil Reese told the “Dan Patrick Show.”

Reese told the Associated Press that Sterger wants the league to discipline Favre before his career ends. “It’s not a money story,” Reese said, adding his client’s goal is some acknowledgment that Favre was in the wrong.

–FOX Sports.

What’s wrong with sending text messages to a woman that might have sex with you? Oh, right, this is a “workplace issue.” It’s not like Brett was at the copier getting his sales figures ready for the month-end meeting and then he grabbed her ass. What if the NFL says, “Hey, there’s not enough here.” Then what? I only wish that Sterger was commissioner of the NFL so that she could have banned Favre two years ago and saved us all a lot of grief.

Last we heard from adult actress and dipsh*t business entrepreneur Devon James, she had been accused of paying boxer Teneal Goyco to dress up as Tiger Woods as part of her fantasy to sleep with the embattled golfer. The result of that plot was believed to be James’ alleged sex tape that she claims she has had for much longer. Well now it seems there’s not even a sex tape with a fake Tiger, but that’s not stopping James from trying to profit in general.

Devon and her husband Nick James have filed for bankruptcy in Florida (where the hell else would these people live?) and in doing so have admitted that there’s simply no sex tape at all. The problem with that is – at least to sticklers of things like the law – they’re still selling a sex tape on their web site and collecting money for it. That’s called fraud and now the James Gang(bang) is being investigated by Florida authorities. You know, once they’re done filing restraining orders against the son of God.

Hey Chicago Sun-Times, wanna buy my sex tape of me and my sock… er, I mean, Rachel Bilson?

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