Earlier today, Busted Coverage reported that the New England Patriots have an 18-year-old cheerleader who's still in high school, which inspired the intrepid With Leather team of stalk-y readers and staff to produce the first confirmed photo of Rebecca Lucas. Everyone's parents — from Becca's to our own — are no doubt thrilled with this development. "Hello, Pulitzers? You can stop looking for investigative reporting pieces."
As we close this chapter on Becca and tiptoe away slowly — verrrrry slowly — before the pitchfork-wielding Moral Correctness Brigade arrives, we have a few more pictures of Becca relaxing with friends. No booze, no apparent wild partying or jailbait-y photos. The Patriots, apparently, have selected a wholesome, attractive young woman to represent them on the sidelines.
Which, of course, is more than Red Sox Nation can say about the Great Wall of China.
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to claim that Mariah Carey is retarded. Will I get sued? 'Cause getting sued BLOWS. So, I confess: I do not have a doctor's written report that she has a birth defect that led to physical disability, and I don't have a photo of her parking her car in a handicapped space.
On the other hand, there's this video of her throwing out the first pitch at a pro game in Tokyo. And let's be honest, this says RETARDED way more conclusively than any MRI. I feel pretty good about this if it goes to court.
