On September 26, the Baltimore Ravens were busy squeaking out a tough 24-17 win over the Cleveland Browns. More than two weeks later, the focus isn’t on the Ravens’ hot 4-1 start, but instead the attention is going to a decision by stadium security to eject a lesbian couple from that game at halftime. Mary Kate Morris and Nicole Marchetto wanted to hit the potty at halftime, but a long line sent them to the concession stand instead. From there, well it just got sexy.
Morris and Marchetto were confronted by a security guard after he witnessed them making out in line. He accused the two of making a scene, to which every adult male at the game replied, “Yeah, this is just terrible. Please, oh please someone stop this madness.”
Light some candles, shed your flannel and throw on a Tegan and Sara album, Washington Blade: