There’s really nothing to add here, except for the fact that Steve Nash is luckier than most of us would ever be. But check out how terrified he is up there. Did he not know what a lap dance was? I bet he did that same frantic look around when Amare’ went to the Knicks. Come on, Steve Nash. Act like you’ve been there before.
Back in December, when the Orlando Magic and Phoenix Suns completed a trade involving 6 players, Steve Nash Tweeted that he was sad to see Earl Clark go. That’s probably because Earl Clark never banged his wife. Jason Richardson, on the other hand… well that’s possibly a whole different story. The gossip blog circuit fired up yesterday after some rumors surfaced implicating Richardson as the cause for Nash’s sudden divorce, also in December.
Nash and his wife of 5 years, Alejandra Amarilla, were divorced just one day after she gave birth to their third child, and The Jersey Chaser is reporting without, you know, sources that Richardson is actually the father. For additional information, please see: Me, Myself & Irene.
It has often been said after the dismissal of a prominent head coach that “You can’t fire the infantry.” On Saturday, the Orlando Magic actually did that, executing two blockbuster trades that saw nearly a third of its roster heading elsewhere. The bigger of the two deals was arguably for Gilbert Arenas, who finds himself leaving DC after seven years as a Washington Wizard.
The Magic sent forward Rashard Lewis to Washington and Vince Carter, Mickael Pietrus and Marcin Gortat to Phoenix in a separate trade. Orlando also gave Phoenix its 2011 first-round draft pick and cash and received Suns forward Earl Clark.
“We needed a little bit more punch,” Magic president Otis Smith said. “All those guys coming in have an ability to move the ball. After looking at our team through 25 games, we were missing a little something. I thought change was needed.”
From Phoenix, Orlando acquired Jason Richardson and Hedo Turkoglu, who rejoins the team after departing for Toronto as a free agent in 2009. It’s an insanely busy roster shuffling, and one has to wonder now if the state of Florida’s new Big Three will get their act together like their counterparts down south. Arenas, Hedu and Dwight Howard is no LeBron, D-Wade and Bosh, but it’ll be fun to see how close they can make the comparison.
The American Mustache Institute has announced its list of 19 finalists for this year’s Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year. Sadly, your elementary school lunch lady once again missed the cut. But the sporting world has some well-known names up for this fuzzy honor, including Minnesota Twins pitcher Carl Pavano, Sacramento mayor and former Phoenix Suns guard Kevin Johnson, Chicago Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville, Major League Baseball umpire Jim Joyce, and the UTEP Miners mascot, Paydirt Pete. Pete is also a nominee for the New Face of NAMBLA competition.
The AMI Goulet awards are not a contest of the greatest mustache, but rather the celebration of the person who best represents mustached Americans. You know, if you put it that way, I have to put my vote with Carl Pavano. Think about it – he took fat paychecks from a large American company to rarely show up for work, was eventually let go, and now he collects paychecks from a smaller American company just to spend the rest of his days on easy street. *wipes away single tear* That’s a gosh-darned American right there.
Rest of the fur-lipped nominees after the jump:
Steve Nash did this ad for a certain sports drink company which looks a lot like “Space Ghost: Coast To Coast,” which was a funny concept back in its day. It’s a cartoon superhero hosting a late-night talk show, except all of his guests come in via teleconference. Oh, and look how he berates each one! So humorous.
Anyway, I always wondered how they captured that footage of the “guest.” It’s obviously not beamed in. I wonder if they told Steve that he was doing a telethon for Muscular Dystrophy or something. We should rip on MD more; it seems like they always get a pass when it comes to disease comedy. –via Sportress of Blogitude.
2 time NBA MVP Steve Nash has a chance to get his team even with the Lakers tonight in Phoenix. Nash has been getting his ass kicked all playoffs, and that trend continued Sunday night. In a move that some people mistook for a pick instead of an itch, Nash moved his broken nose back into place during the game. Video after the jump.
