Fat Cat does not appreciate perversion of any kind.

Apparently, Erin Andrews didn’t feel as if justice was served when her Peeping Tom was sentenced to 2 1/2 years in jail and ordered to pay $7,366 in restitution. Now she has decided that heads will roll, and is filing a lawsuit against Marriot International and Radisson Hotels International for enabling us to see her awesome rack the pervert.

The Erin Andrews peephole saga took another litigious turn as Andrews has now sued the hotel chains involved in the taping. Named in the suit is Marriot International and Radisson Hotels International. In the complaint, Andrews legal team claims that peeping tom Michael Barrett would call ahead and receive information about which room she was staying in.

“Not only did the hotels confirm that Ms. Andrews was intending to register as a guest, but they also released, without Ms. Andrews’ consent, her room number. The hotels then provided Michael David Barrett a hotel room immediately adjacent to hers,” the statement from law firm Greene, Broilett & Wheeler said. –Guyism

If the charges are true, Erin should get everything those bastards own. Knowing where Erin Andrews will be showering, changing, and sleeping is very dangerous information if put into the wrong hands. But only a psycho would video tape Erin changing. That reminds me, I have to return some video tapes. Read the rest of this entry »

Yet another high school basketball coach is in hot water for doing a bad thing with his ding-a-ling. This time, it was putting it inside a minor student that is causing all of the commotion.

Dwayne Bernard, 29, was charged with 17 counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile and three counts of prohibited sexual conduct between an educator and a student.

He was booked into the Iberia Parish Jail Wednesday on a $50,000 bond.

According to a press release from the sheriff’s office, detectives were notified of a relationship between Bernard and the 17-year-old female student by the Iberia Parish School Board. via. via.

17 counts of carnal knowledge? He must be a huge Van Halen fan. Or possibly just Sammy Hagar. Who knows, right?

Yeah, you were jackin’ it.

Allow me to introduce to you Mr. Kyle Cameron Dennis, a 37-year-old high school math teacher and varsity boys basketball coach at Capital High School in Boise. It seems that Mr. Dennis is unable to avoid the seductive atmosphere of the stores of the retail chain Costco, as the basketball coach was arrested for what appears to be whipping out his willie and putting himself through an aggressive round of ball-handling drills.

Chuck McClure, Boise Police public information officer, says Kyle Dennis, 37, was arrested after multiple instances of “obscene live conduct” that took place at two Boise retail outlets starting in February of this year.

According to court documents, Dennis “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.”

The documents go on to say that Dennis performed the same behavior at the Costco on 2051 S. Cole Road as well as the Walmart on Overland in June.

Dennis, who teaches geometry and coaches basketball at Capital High School, was arrested Monday at 6:30 a.m. He allegedly walked around the stores performing the behavior in front of other shoppers. via. via.

A serial public masturbator? And not only in Costco stores, but in a WalMart as well? I can’t even imagine being able to achieve an erection in a WalMart. Those white trash breeding grounds that masquerade as areas of commerce are major boner-killers. Not that I would know.

And what is the deal with high school coaches these days? Back when I was in high school, the worst thing that happened involving coaches was when one of them made out with your homecoming date while the football team held you down and made you watch.

Just me? I guess going to that Mormon high school wasn’t such a great idea after all. I suppose, in hindsight, hiring a registered sex offender to coach football wasn’t such a wise move, either. I’m still choosing to blame the Mormons, though. Jerks.

The Pats and Colts meet on Sunday Night in what is almost certainly Peter King’s “alone in the control room with no pants on” game of the week. And while you may think that the Colts’ 3-4 record and Tom Brady’s absence takes a bit of the air out of this matchup, I advise you check out these comments from Pats coach, noted devotee of the film “Sliver,” and hobo king Bill Belichick, tossing a little extra gasoline on the fiah! Noted by the Globe’s Mike Reiss:

…he stopped mid-sentence and said: “Going back to Manning for a second, if I’m not mistaken he hasn’t been on the injury report all year, other than maybe one day right at the beginning of the season. I’m not really sure what injuries you’re talking about. He hasn’t been listed on the report all year, so I’m assuming he’s not hurt.”

Using my trusty Belichick mumble translator, I have decoded that statement so that it reads more accurately.

See? The Colts also lie on their injury reports too! And if they aren’t lying, then Manning is just a huge pussy! Now let’s go bore a hole in a woman’s bathroom and see if we can spot some girl’s steel wool.”

You need a damn PhD in passive aggression to decipher that man, I tell you.

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