Hulk “Terry Bollea” Hogan married his girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel on Tuesday night at his home in Clearwater, Florida. And really, if you want to have a wedding that defines perfection, you really can’t go wrong with Clearwater, the city that gave us Hooters. But all was not peaceful and picturesque for Hogan and his new bride, as the Hulkster’s security team apparently got rough with a paparazzo that was taking pictures from 200 feet away, while standing in the ocean. No names were mentioned, but I’ve got $20 that says Brian Knobbs was involved.

And of course the photog in question wants to file charges and sue Hogan for physical, financial and emotional distress. I really hope that when the gates of hell open and Satan reigns over the sinners that he uses the paparazzi as toilet paper. But at least the 57-year old Hogan had a beautiful second wedding with his 35-year old new wife. That’s right, a 22-year difference. Hulk’s still my hero.

Whatcha gonna do, Your Tango, when Hulk’s saggy skin runs wild on you…

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Mike Tyson still remembers how to punch people. Iron Mike was at a ticket counter in LAX when a papparazzo got up in his bidness, and Tyson allegedly struck him. Tyson was released on bail.

[Tony] Echeverria, who described himself as a freelance photographer, told police that Tyson struck him once. The photographer fell to the ground and was treated for a cut to his forehead at a hospital.

Tyson’s spokeswoman Tammy Brook said the boxer was traveling with his wife and 10-month-old child when he was attacked by an overly aggressive paparazzo. “Mike acted in self defense as a father protecting his child,” she said. –AP.

It’s hard to defend a guy that thought getting in Mike Tyson’s face was a good idea. If all he got was a cut on his forehead, he could consider himself lucky. I’d stick my arm in a lion’s cage before I did anything to upset that guy. Even that pigeon knows that it’s better to just go with it and not upset the man. But to be fair, that is a really submissive pigeon.

Last week an Asian chick with big boobs walked around LAX with Michael Phelps, and I naturally assumed it was his big-boobed Asian girlfriend Caz Pal.  But apparently the woman was just some Asian boob double hired by the paparazzi to walk near Phelps.

How does he explain a new photo of him and a scantily [clad] woman, identified as Pal, taken at Los Angeles International Airport on Wednesday? He said it was a set-up by an enterprising photographer.

“They pose the girl up next to me as I get out of the car, and she follows me in,” he explained. “I was like, ‘Oh wow, you guys are pretty original — pose somebody next to me to make it look like we’re together!’ She, like, follows me up the counter. I’ve never seen her before in my life!

Well, that sucks.  I don’t think I’ve ever been wrong before, except about most things. I guess I can’t tell two large-breasted Asian women apart.  Does that make me racist?  I can’t be racist if I still think they’re hot, right?

Also, Phelps stated on Regis and Kelly that he’s “not seeing anyone right now,” so I guess he and Pal have split up.  What a pity.  And here we were, a nation united and in love with America’s hottest sports couple for, oh, two weeks or so.  Will we ever bounce back?  It’s too soon to tell.

[Gunaxin / Sports by Brooks]