The title of this video looks like a spam e-mail (“aek olympiakos 1-1 ( 15 – 10 – 2011 ) xevrakwma cala apo ton modesto”), but if you can get past that you’ll enjoy the generation-defining clip of a soccer player responding to being taunted by pulling down the taunter’s pants.

The most interesting and oddly-reassuring part of the video is that the guy who gets pantsed doesn’t get embarrassed or start beating the sh*t out of the guy, he just turns around, pulls up his pants and makes a “heh, okay, uh, whatever” gesture at the people watching.

It doesn’t do a lot to disprove the whole “soccer players are wimps” thing, though. I feel like I might’ve tried to put my cleats through that guy’s head.

[h/t Sportress of Blogitude]

Some videos, like that goal celebration for earlier today, have punchlines that are stunning, instant. This is not one of those videos. This is guy, presumably on another continent, that’s so far gone that he can’t even put on his shorts without thinking that the garment is actually a shirt. Just watch him. Hey comrade, that’s not a shirt. He just doesn’t learn, and even when he gets help, he’s so confused. Warning: this video may contain mild gayness. I know some of you are prudes about that sort of thing. Read the rest of this entry »

What the F, man.  Roger Federer's gotta be some kind of idiot tennis savant.  He probably doesn't even know he's competing.  His coach is just a social worker with a master's in special education who tells him he can get a really shiny trophy if he hits all the balls that come his way.  Sure, he can win five straight Wimbledons, but ask him to put pants on straight and you end up with a clogged toilet, a kitchen fire, and an overturned farm truck with chickens in the front yard.

(Hat tip: SPORTSbyBROOKS, Photo: Getty Images)