PAINTBALL IS HILARIOUS

Written by Matt / 01.15.07

I've never been a huge fan of paintball, but that's because I tend to get bitchy about things that make combat out to be fun. Plus it teaches bad habits about firing on the move and fire discipline/ammunition conservation.

One thing it does teach, however, is that standing straight up in the open is an excellent way to get shot in the face. And if the super-slo-mo here doesn't do it for you, I'm not sure we can be friends.

(Thanks to sexy reader Cory for the tip.)

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ARE YOU STUPID? TRY PAINTBALLING!

Written by Matt / 01.12.07

Inspired by video of this pantsless dumbass running a gauntlet of paintball fire, I took it upon myself to search for something equally highbrow  and paintball-related on YouTube.

My search lasted approximately 9 seconds.

A future captain of industry, that one. Didn't Andrew Carnegie get his start in paintball?

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