Pierre Ludovic Duclos Lasnier is currently the No. 334 ranked men’s tennis player in the world, and it doesn’t take a huge tennis fanatic to know that’s awful. With an ATP career singles record of 1-3, the highest ranking that the 27-year old Duclos has ever achieved is No. 229, and that was about one year ago. But despite that awful mediocre ranking and record, Duclos is still considered the best men’s tennis player in all of Quebec and the sixth best tennis player in all of Canada. So he has that going for him.

And now he’s probably going to be the best tennis player in all of the Florida penal system, because Duclos was just arrested for soliciting sex from a 13-year old girl in Sarasota. Someone better start learning how to sharpen the handle of a tennis racquet.

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You know, I’m a little disappointed in myself, because I told myself last week, “Burnsy, you’re special, you’re a winner, don’t listen to those mean commenters, and… remember to Google search for ’2012 Olympics camel toe’.” And I totally forgot. Not that I wanted to spend an entire week in a dark room, scouring the Internet for pictures of female athletes with really tight uniforms, but if it’s for the sake of our glorious legions of With Leatherians, then I’m going to do my best.

Unfortunately, today’s top camel toe story (stoery?) comes from writer and licensed insurance agent Mike Stafford at Literary Dysfunction. Last week, Mike wrote a piece about his thoughts on the 2012 Summer Olympics, which included some shots at our favorite meme-source McKayla Maroney, and he slapped a fun title on it – “And the gold medal for best camel-toe goes to…”

Just one problem, though… Ain’t no camel toe involved, and that might be a little misleading to the Internet’s finest pervs. Mike wrote a follow-up about his surprise when he pulled up his inbound traffic search results and found out how new readers were finding his website.

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