In the living illustration of one of those “You Might Be A Redneck If” jokes, here’s a kid trying to zipline over a trampoline (?) and eating a chestful of steel while everyone laughs at him. The kid in the background yelling THAT WAS AWESOME is the best part. The worst part is probably the demonic laughter of the slow-motion replay. Advice: never use a zipline your dad put up. (via Bob’s)

- Follow us on Twitter @withleather
- Follow me personally @MrBrandonStroud and Burnsy @MayorBurnsy
- Like us on Facebook.

Links

15 Plots We Don’t Want To See In The Sixth Season Of ‘Mad Men’ |Warming Glow|

Our Pal Hanksy Snuck Some Of His Own Custom Easter Eggs Into The White House Easter Egg Hunt |UPROXX|

Finding Nemo sequel to be called Finding Dory, set for November 2015 |Film Drunk|

Urgent Breaking News: There Were Surfing Dogs In Florida |With Leather|

Hey Guys, The ‘Axe Cop’ Show Is Going To Be Pretty Rad |Gamma Squad|

10 Too $hort Songs Everyone Should Know |Smoking Section|

Is That Geno Smith Scouting Report REALLY Racist? |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

Read the rest of this entry »

The Big Lead has done a lot for the online sports blogging community, but its finest work may be this clip of John Kruk eating ribs during last night’s Home Run Derby. In slow motion. With the Chariots Of Fire theme playing over it.

If you want to see it (and haven’t been dissuaded too severely by that screen grab of Kruk sucking on his middle finger), the video that exists for some reason is after the jump.

Read the rest of this entry »

I don’t want to sound like Mr. Know-It-All, but I’d recommend kite-surfing a little farther away from the pier. Or doing it near a pier made of foam and pillows. Those wooden ones don’t really have enough give.