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The first two seconds of this video–coupled with the fact that it’s on the internet, and that it’s posted here, tell you all you need to know about what’s going to happen. Some cheerleader hanging out with two of her guy friends who, and this is just a shot in the dark here, probably don’t play football or any other activity that involves the act of catching. Okay, maybe one of them does. Zing. You got me.

So yeah, just sit in white-knuckled despair for 33 seconds and wait for what you know is going to happen. Just remember, an attack on one cheerleader is an attack on all. Cheerleaders are just like NATO, but with better asses.

What’s worse than scoring on your own goal? Knocking one of your teammates unconscious in the process. From Ireland’s CCFL Division 3, this is an unidentified goaltender from Melville Celtic B executing the worst clearance ever conceived. I appreciate the fact that he tried to drive that ball for distance, but a little more loft on that guy next time might keep the ball out of his own net. The best part of this, though, is imagining the conversation with the guy that got konked in the noggin after he comes to.

“Where am I?”

“You’re on a pitch. And you just scored on your own team, ya bugger.”

It’s funny because they talk that way over there. Actually, nobody really has any idea on what happened to the guy that got hit with the ball. I’m guessing that he embellished his injury for 10-15 minutes and then rode a gurney off the field and then hopped right up like nothing was wrong. And then some hot woman started making out with him. I hate soccer. Read the rest of this entry »

If you needed evidence that baseball players were thick-headed, then Texas Rangers pitcher Dustin Nippert would like to show you something. Nippert spent the better part of Monday night enjoying a terrific headache after getting blasted in the side of the head by a line drive. But check it out, the ball flies right into the outfield! Somebody needs to check Nippert’s head for cork.

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I remember being a kid and thinking about how great it was to be able to touch the rim, even if it wasn’t on a regulation hoop. There’s something euphoric about the act of dunking that makes white kids feel fantastic. But to do that, you need a ball, as this unhappy youngster plainly forgot. And it’s illegal to hang on the rim, anyway. That’s a technical foul, young man. Not to mention a trip to the hospital. Read the rest of this entry »

More silliness from that Africa Cup Of Nations soccer tournament: this is Mozambique’s goalie, Joao Rafael Kapango, playing a routine roller into his little goalie area and then falling right on his head. I don’t know if impromptu tumbling is part of the Mozambique sportsman’s ritual, but it should be. Vasco da Gama would approve. Right now, Dennis Miller is laughing his ass off at that joke. –Bare Knucks.

If you’ve ever wondered why turbans are so popular in the Middle East, wonder no more. My first guess was that this building was a school of some kind, and sure enough, it was. It’s the Tehran Room Entry Institute, where students learn to enter and exit rooms safely and efficiently. But this guy needs to work on his form. It’s okay, Dilshad. There’s still plenty of time before finals.