Last year, after changing his name to Metta World Peace, the Artest formerly known as Ron set out to openly prove that he’s a good person with a kind heart. For example, on September 21, 2011, World Peace donated more than $285,000 to mental health charities after he sold his NBA Championship ring. It seemed as if he was changing for the better, ever since, you know, that whole thing in Detroit.

But I’m sure the better majority of us still had a thought all the way in the back of our brains – “When’s this dude going to lose his sh*t again and try to kill someone?” And all it took was a downward spiral in his personal play this season for World Peace to get overly excited about a dunk and try to decapitate an opponent like he did yesterday against James Harden and the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Artest – because who can even call him World Peace now without laughing harder than before? – was ejected from the Lakers’ 114-106 double overtime victory over the Thunder just before the end of the first half after he viciously elbowed Harden in the side of the head, but before we get all preachy, just know that the elbow – that you can watch over and over and over above – was an accident, okay?

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Sometimes we come across videos that have no description other than “zOMG TH1S GUY GOT R0cK3D!” and it doesn’t matter, because it’s the quality of the meat, not which cow it came from. In the clip below, we have what seems to be a traditional kickboxing match, since there are no hands dipped in glue and rolled in glass, and I also didn’t see anyone enter to a 15-minute video montage complete with an ACDC soundtrack. What I did see was a guy pull off a flawless 360 kick, landing his foot squarely across his opponent’s dome, dropping him instantly.

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Snowflake can't even bear to look.

This is an image of the elbow laceration that Golden State Warriors forward David Lee has been playing with for the past month. Yeah, it’s pretty much just a hole, which might be great at parties if it wasn’t, you know, a gusher.

“It hurt really badly after (Tuesday’s) game,” Lee said before Wednesday’s game. “It was a blood bath when I took my elbow pad and tape off. The wound itself really isn’t improving too much, because I’m continuing to play on it. But at this point, it’s either that or sitting out. I’m not sitting out.”

–San Jose Mercury News

Lee can thank the teeth of the Knicks’ Wilson Chandler for the extra orafice (video of that on the next page) after those two entities collided on November 10th. Pretty gruesome. Oh and hey, the Heat won again last night. And there’s your NBA post for December (That’s a joke; we have at least two more NBA posts coming. Don’t email me.).

Img via @GSWscribe, via @CRM_STephen.

Why, wot's all this then?

I played football throughout high school, and other than practices in 100 degree heat, questionable coaching, and games in which you lose by six touchdowns, it was a good time. So when I got to college, I tried out rugby, under the assumption that it was a less popular form of football that didn’t require me to be three inches taller, 75 pounds heavier, and get consistently cold clocked by 300 lb men. In that regard, I was right, but after a week or so I finally decided to drop the game. It is violent, which I enjoy, and you can get past hitting without pads soon enough, but it’s just not the same as football. Football is organized, and has a sense of direction. You know what you have to do for the play to be successful, and if everyone does their job, the play will work. Rugby is a clusterf**k. I had no idea what was going on at any time I was on the field, and as such, was almost as useless as Brian Scalabrine.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I enjoy videos in which people get hurt. There’s one after the jump, and it’s rugby related. I would also like to state, for the fictional record, that I like Australian and New Zeland accents. You mean they have summer in the winter and winter in the summer? That’s craaaaaazy. Read the rest of this entry »

Arthur Abraham punched Khoren Gevor really hard in the jaw last night: 

I wonder if Khoren feels like he drank two pints of whiskey in 5 minutes last night on a dare.  Because I know what that feels like right now – it's not pleasant. -KD

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