During Sunday’s game against the Cleveland Cavaliers, Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets ran into Ramon Sessions, hitting his head and going down on the floor. It was eerily similar to what happened to Marquis Daniels about a month ago, who is out for a while now.

It was later reported that Paul suffered a concussion, which doesn’t seem that bad considering all the medical stuff he was put in when he got carted off the court. I’m no doctor, but I wish I was one so I could get a ton of money. It seems like a lot of work though. Hope you didn’t caught looking at that (arguably ineffective) curveball I just threw. Call me Joba Chamberlain. Yes, I AM going to make finger-guns after I finish writing this.

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I was going to write a post boasting about how the Florida Gators have lost three games in a row for the first time since 1988 and how only scoring 7 points against Mississippi State is such a UCF thing to do*, but then I was lambasted by some of my Gators friends via email and Facebook and I decided that I will let the lizards stew in their own sucky juices for a few more weeks until they inevitably wind up playing UCF in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis and pay me back for my dickish ways.

Anywho, in female high school athlete news, a girl on a track team was recently minding her own business, walking across a track when she was unexpectedly BAM! YOU GOT RUN THE F*CK OVER, SISTER!

Chick Gets Run Over Crossing Track – Watch more Funny Videos

*UCF only scored 6 points when they played MSU. Stupid Gators.

Here’s another solid video of a running back breaking into a defensive back’s house and drinking his milk straight from the carton. The offending party is Georgia Tech’s Jonathan Dwyer, and this defensive back from Virginia gets his business owned so badly that he doesn’t even deserve a name anymore. How has Virginia been so terrible for so long? It probably has something to do with the fact that Charlottesville is so desolate, you have to drive for an hour before you even get to Nowhere. That’s great if you’re a reclusive former president. Not so much if you’re an 18-year-old kid looking to get his junk wet on the weekend.

Helmet sticker goes to Taylor for sending this in.

From the majesty of Spencer Hall and Chris “Town Drunk” Mottram comes this video of Houston wideout Patrick Edwards’ leg meeting an unfortunate end at the hand of one of history’s most evil villains: the dreaded yellow cart. DAMN YOU, CART!

Oh, well. At least they didn’t have to carry Edwards’ very far to place him ON the cart. So that was nice.

This cart belonged to the Marshall band. Watch the video closely and you can actually hear a very large ch-ching at the exact moment Edwards’ leg snaps in twain. Someone get Schweibel, Goetz, and Sieben on the phone right now!

Arsenal forward Eduardo da Silva took a hard tackle to the ankle today in a match against Birmingham. If you like seeing tibia and fibula sticking through soccer socks, fast forward to about the 3 minute mark:

I suppose that language is Croatian, since da Silva plays for their national team.  That Taylor guy shouldn't worry about vengeance from da Silva's fans though because people from the Balkan region seem pretty laid back and quickly forgive slights. -KD

{Unprofessional Foul} 

[Editor's note: Every now and again something from the weekend needs to be re-posted on Monday to make sure the awesomeness gets around.  This is one such case.] 

…Well, tougher than the players at the other positions. Are there other positions in soccer? Because to the untrained and whiskey-tinged eye, it looks just like a bunch of foreigners running around kicking a ball. Anyway, watch this:

That was a pretty hard hit I guess, but it's as good as you're gonna get on You Tube since the NFL removed all the videos of the Sean Taylor/Brian Moorman hit. Thanks to handsome weekend tipster Derek, who says the forward (non-goalie) is a senior and the goalie is a freshman. I experienced similar hard-hitting action when I was a freshman in high school, except the "senior" involved was a senior citizen. She was a nun who could swing a yard stick like Vlad Guerrero. -KD