Construda sold separately, illegally

Laurence Maroney is known for several things in the choppy high seas of blogs: the nickname "Kool-Aid," his potent supply of construda and therefore being the only member of the New England Patriots not entirely deserving of your contempt.

Rather than pushing construda to kids like he should be, Maroney and Reebok have decided to trade upon that first item, with a line of Kool-Aid influenced sneaks, shirts and caps. OOOOHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHH

The first installment will launch on February 1st in three great flavors: Grape, Cherry and Strawberry, each complete with hoodies, T-shirts, hats and sneakers. Plus, Reebok packed each of the kicks with extra flavor by crating scent-infused sockliners! 

Pfft? Grape? I call bullshit. Nobody drinks "grape." It's purple drank! -Christmas Ape