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On The Saints, NFL Bounties And Finally Being Treated Like Regular Human Beings - I don’t know why everyone’s so upset about these NFL Bounties, I think having paper towels with Saints logos on them is awesome! *bicycle horn honk* [Smoking Section]

Gregg Williams Has Complex Homophobia - “AIDS Convention” is almost as ridiculous as “the jerk store”, but it sells more jerks. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Matches We Loved 2011: Part II - The #ddslove continues, and I’m actually in this one! Watch the clip of the match I picked to see someone kick so hard their kickpad flies off. [DirtyDirtySheets]

The Best Of ‘Community’s’ #Abed - Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool. [UPROXX]

The First Ten Minutes Of John Carter Are Kind Of Impressive - I kept expecting Bryan Cranston to roll over, grimace at the camera and yell “nobody’s in the theater, John!” [Gamma Squad]

Project X kid was in a Bang Bus movie - Living the dream. I can’t wait until my UPROXX bosses find out about the time I Pornhubbed Allie Sin. [Film Drunk]

Discussion and Poll: Has ‘The Walking Dead’ Earned Back Your Trust? - “And furthermore, what do you guys think about season 4 of Heroes?” [Warming Glow]

Christina Hendricks & Olivia Munn Are The Latest Celebs To Have Their Cell Phone Pics Surface On The Internet - Proud of myself for getting up a link to this story yesterday before anyone else on the network. Also, disappointed in myself for being so into celebrity nudity. [UPROXX]

25 People Who Think President Obama Killed Andrew Breitbart - “Colledge” says everything you need to know about these people. Obama’s the reason for these tornadoes breaking out, too. He has an evil tornado machine. [Buzzfeed]

The Live News Sexual Innuendo Supercut - Nudes at eleven. Er, I mean “news”! Heh! [HuffPost Comedy]

Watch Britney Spears’ Changing Face Through the Years - “Watch how stress, drugs and eating disorders make you look like a 50 year old women by the time you turn 28.” [The FW]

Five Brilliant Graphic Novels that Just Happen to Star Talking Animals - Real talk: We3 is right behind Watchmen as my favorite comic ever. If you haven’t read it, do yourself a favor and find it immediately. [Unreality]

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Christina Hendricks And Olivia Munn Had Their Cellphones Hacked - … and while the faceless nude shots are pretty obviously not them, it’s fun to dream. AND it’s fun to find out Olivia Munn photoshops her cellphone pics with hokey sex taunts. [ONTD]

7 Ways Peyton Manning Should Spend His Last Weekend In Indianapolis - Number 8: nailing the hottest woman in Indianapolis, who I’m gonna guess is that one hostess at the Applebee’s. [Smoking Section]

6 Dumb Things Movies Do to Make Their Special Effects Less Effective - I guess I’m an old film softie, because “things being pretty” and “the camera moving” have never bothered me. Rubbery-ass Spider-Man, on the other hand … [Gamma Squad]

AMC Accidentally Reveals Major ‘Walking Dead’ Spoiler On Their Website - “Nothing’s going to happen this week” credit: AMC.com [Warming Glow]

Friday Free For All: Weird Al stars in ‘Weird Owl’ - I can’t wait until his first movie, Hoo-HF. [Film Drunk]

The Very Best Of GIFBomb Lady - This is pretty inspired, especially “What David Robinson thinks I do”. Are you still looking at that Christina Hendricks pic? [UPROXX]

Pulp Fiction Finally Gets Medieval On Our A$$es, Shakespeare Style - Pulp Fiction meets Downton Abbey in Downton Fiction! Sorry, that doesn’t exist, but it might tomrorow! [UPROXX]

20 Pampered Dogs In Baby Carriages - First comes dog love, then comes dog marriage. Then comes … well, this. [Buzzfeed]

Simpsons Christmas Cards From The Future - I wish we could go back and progressively age the Simpsons characters season by season so they wouldn’t have to turn into the thing we have now. [HuffPost Comedy]

David Hasselhoff takes the “Germans love me”-thing a bit too far - If Norm MacDonald isn’t involved, he hasn’t taken it far enough. [FARK]

Yoga for Babies is the Creepiest Exercise Video We’ve Ever Seen - YOGA IS NOT FOR BABIES. Bikram Yoga might be, though. [The FW]

If NBA ownership was decreed based on thoroughness of beard, this guy would own the entire league. He’s Him (so let him do it).

And now, a few links about another guy with a beard. Stories unrelated.

Links

’80s Sitcom Predicted Year of Gaddafi’s Death - I’m going to pitch the idea for a Nostradamus sitcom and predict like 100 things in every episode, then enjoy a resurgence in my show’s popularity 20 years later when the sh*t happens to be true. ‘Oh no, Sheldon, George Lucas died! This is the saddest thing to happen in 2028!’ etc. [Warming Glow]

The Guy Who Found Gadhafi Was Wearing A New York Yankees Cap, Has The Dictator’s Famed Golden Gun - And now he can kill your playoff hopes in one shot. [UPROXX]

Best Twitter Reactions To The Death Of Muammar Gaddafi - I hope his name being spelled differently in each of these three links was on purpose. Here’s a fourth: Chudoffy! [Buzzfeed]

Awesome People Hanging Out With Bill Murray - Muammar doesn’t show up on this, although he probably should. Bill Murray rules, and I’d sell my soul for one of those Fantastic Mr. Fox characters. [UPROXX]

Zombie Barbie: Finally A Barbie Doll We Can Support - Our culture needs a new funny occupation, as zombie, ninja and pirate are all extremely played out. Butcher, maybe? Butchers can be funny. [Gamma Squad]

The Curious Case Of Derrick Rose - The NBA Lockout is just like Benjamin Button. Nothing’s happening, but it’s taking forever. [Smoking Section]

Game Over, This is the World’s Greatest Baby Costume - It is pretty great. I think blackface works when you make it a luchador mask. [Film Drunk]

Walt Disney’s Sin City: The Mash-Up You’ve Been Waiting For - Still not as good as Frank Miller’s Sim City, created right around the time I gave up trying to be creative on the Internet. [Gamma Squad]

The Dugout: World Series 2011 Game 1 - Speaking of not being creative, this Dugout needs your traffic and comments. Elvis Andrus! [The Dugout]

Forget Drunkorexia, Olivia Munn Is Into Drunkersize - Maybe she should get into Drunk Acting Classes so I can like her for something besides boobs and freckles. [FARK]

TV-Inspired Halloween Costumes - My TV-inspired Halloween costume this year is better than all of these, pending me being able to pull it off. After the awesome costumes of 2009 and 2010, I’ve got a lot to live up to. [AOL TV]

Five Horror Film Curses You’ll Swear Are Real - You know, I swear these five horror film curses are real. [The Smoking Jacket]

It feels like the U.S. Open has turned into the NBA Playoffs, what with rain causing the tennis tournament to last the better part of a month, but we’ve definitely seen our fair shares of excitement. For instance, did you catch that semifinals match between Roger Federer (3) and Novak Djokovic (1) on Saturday? Hoo boy, that was some tennis excitement. Djokovic’s come-from-behind win in the 5th set was far and away the highlight of this year’s Open, but today’s Finals matchup between Djokovic and Rafael Nadal (2), who defeated Andy Murray with much less excitement in the semifinals, will probably be the stuff of legends as well.

On the women’s side, 9th-ranked Samantha Stosur defeated Serena Williams 6-2 and 6-3 to win the Women’s Championship, and of course Williams blamed it on the officiating. Williams yelled, “Come on” during a rally and umpire Eva Asderaki docked her a point for a code violation. That’s when Williams became a little miffed.

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Other peoples’ Morning Links are sh*t.

Links

Louis C.K.’s Tribute to George Carlin - This is awesome. As a sheltered kid, I never really understood Carlin, and then I got to a certain age and went “wait a minute, what the f**k is my problem”. I’m going to do that with Mitch Hedberg in like a year. I’m terrible at appreciating stand-up comedy. [Warming Glow]

Film Drunk Scene Breakdown: Stone Cold - One of these days I’m going to convince Danger to write over here more and do scene breakdowns for like, quarters of football. Or episodes of SportsCenter. [Film Drunk]

20 of the Creepiest Celebrities Without Eyebrows - Angelina Jolie without eyebrows is legitimately one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen in my life, and a good indicator that we need to move away from Angelina Jolie as a sex symbol. Hackers Angelina Jolie, yes, God yes. Older Humanitarian Angelina Jolie, no please. [UPROXX]

The Best and Worst of WWE Raw 9/5 - I’m linking to some of our posts from yesterday in here and hiding them so you don’t notice. Please click through and check this out, because if you don’t, you’ll miss an amazing Our Gang video and a hot girl dressed as a Ninja Turtle. [With Leather]

Soulja Boy Says Sorry to Real Soldiers for Diss Song - Or as I would’ve titled it, “Soulja Boy Tell Em Sorry”. Next, Soulja Boy’s parents should apologize for accidentally creating Soulja Boy. [Smoking Section]

17 Gorgeous Black Cat Cosplay Pictures - Want to hear how weird I am? Spider-Man is my favorite comic book character ever but I always hated Mary Jane and loved Gwen Stacy. Additionally, I didn’t like Black Cat and wanted Pete to hook up with Dagger from Cloak and Dagger. Yep. [Gamma Squad]

Olivia Munn Looked Fantastic While Pretending to Play Golf for Charity - She did, and you should look at it. Meanwhile, Morgan Webb went bowling and nobody gave a sh*t. [With Leather]

Attack of the Show’s Nick Swardson Interview - Presented after the Olivia Munn link as to be Munn-related. My first question would be “Who wanted you?” Second question would be “how do I get them to stop playing Bucky Larson commercials?” [G4TV]

The 20 Worst Lines in Movie History - Needs more “too bad YOU … will die!” from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. [Buzzfeed]

SNL’s Top 15 Sketches from the Last 3 Years - The best SNL sketch ever is “Who’s More Grizzled?”, followed closely by that one where old timey child Chris Farley falls through a hole in the ice and just cusses a lot. [FARK]

How Many People Are Eaten by Sharks in ‘Shark Night 3D’? (and 24 Other Urgent Questions) - Sara Paxton needs to start taking herself seriously. You can only appear in so many Movie Movies and Something Night 3Ds before they don’t care how pretty you are and make you work at Burger King. Same advice to Keeley from “Phil of the Future”. [Moviefone]

Meet the Dog with the Longest Ears in the World - Okay, I will do that! [Daily What]

Beyond Tecmo Bowl and Baseball Simulator 1000, I’ve never been a big video game guy, so Olivia Munn’s major appeal has mostly been lost on me. However, I do have two working eyes so I’ve been able to understand the basic gist of it. Munn was in Puerto Rico over Labor Day weekend for the 2nd annual Hollywood Domino Celebrity Golf Tournament, which raises money for child burn victims, and she was joined by other celebrities such as Cara McConnell, Grant Show, Daniel Guilles, and Bryan Greenberg, and don’t even bother asking who they are because I don’t have the first clue.

What I do know is that Munn is wildly beloved because, as Parry Gripp wonderfully pointed out, she’s our video game girl. Or she’s just a good-looking half-Chinese girl, which means my grandfather wouldn’t totally hate me if I brought her home. Either way, she posed for golf pictures this weekend and I’m a huge sucker for an attractive girl on a golf course, and even if you’re not, she was also in a bikini on the beach. Either way, happy Tuesday!

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