They say that the greatest thing about golf is that you can continue to play into old age. Well, 77 year old Norma Clark didn’t buck that theroy when she was chosen to take a 50 foot putt for the chance to win $10,000. Spoiler alert: she makes it.

Things here don’t pick up until the 1:00 mark, but this 77-year-old woman attempts a 50-foot putt for $10,000. The announcer screams like Gus Johnson and goes in for sneaky kiss like Richard Dawson. –Sports Illustrated

Norma does a great job of not breaking her hip during the celebration. I hope her cookie-baking skills are as good as her golf game. Video after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Continuing the theme of Chester day at WL comes the tale of Lawrence Michael “Poppy” Vincent, a 74-year-old now former part-time track coach at a high school outside San Antonio who exposed himself to an undercover officer in the woods.

The report states Vincent was spotted near his car in a wooded area of McAllister Park holding a bible. He reportedly made conversation with an undercover officer before trying to rub against him.

Vincent was arrested just before 4 p.m., after pulling down his pants and revealing a pair of floral panties. The encounter escalated when Vincent exposed himself.

That's right. Everything was just fine and dandy with the old guy sitting there praying in his floral skivvies. That's plenty godly. What's the next step after praying with someone in the woods holding a bible? You get to know that person biblically, that's what. Vincent was just playing by the rules. It's not his fault your secular laws don't recognize that.

And since he wasn't imprisoning his daughter in his basement for 24 years, he's not even the biggest perv on the site today. Congrats!

[Deadspin]