I don’t think I could sit through 90 minutes of The Farrelly Brothers’ The Three Stooges update, but thankfully the minute-46 version highlights what I’m sure will be the very best part — Sports Illustrated model and America’s Best Girl Kate Upton’s uncredited cameo as nun in a bikini. There you go, the only reason to watch this instead of the myriad of Three Stooges shorts available on DVD for a dollar everywhere DVDs are sold.

I’m happy to see Kate’s acting career taking off. This is the follow-up to her critically acclaimed turn as ‘Mr. Hightower’s Mistress’ in Brett Ratner’s Tower Heist, which was the follow-up to her first big commercial hit, drinking SoBe while people try not to look at her boobs.

After the jump, you can watch what I’m guessing is her entire scene (joke: she is hot) in the middle of the HD pratfalling mess.

UPDATE: And now, thanks to With Leather magistrate Matt Ufford we’ve added a 1080p gallery of the better moments of the trailer for your enjoyment.

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A Baltimore-based order of nuns is cashing in on a pretty sweet present that was willed to them more than 11 years ago. The School Sisters of Notre Dame are auctioning off one of 60 known Honus Wagner baseball cards from the American Tobacco Company series of 1909-1911. The card is in terrible condition but is still likely to earn the nuns about $200,000, which they will split up among their 35 ministries worldwide. Or they can take their chances and trade me the card for what I’m holding up in this box right now. I’ll give you a hint – it’s porn.

The auction of this card has collectors and experts scratching their heads, because until now nobody has known that this specific card existed, since it had been owned by the same guy for more than 60 years. The card has been cut on the borders and has a heavy crease in one corner, and this is the very same language that caused me to not touch my first female boob until I was 17. Male boobs, however…

Where in the heavens did this card come from, NBC Sports?

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