Take That, Junior Hockey League Glass

Written by Brandon Stroud / 10.02.12

By way of SI’s Hot Clicks comes my new favorite goal celebration of all time. Taylor Cox of the New Jersey Junior Titans of the Atlantic Junior Hockey League of Anaheim scored a goal against the New Jersey Rockets, took a celebratory flight into the glass and shattered it completely to the delight of his teammates, viewing audience, and anyone who enjoys entering or exiting the room like a boss.

Here’s a GIF of the celebration:

Jump Through Window GIF

Lesson learned: before you try to emulate your heroes, make sure your rec league rink has sturdy glass. Or hell, don’t learn that lesson and just start bieling yourself into every freestanding pane of glass you can find.

[h/t to The Nosebleeds]

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Ickey Woods Is Doing Great

Written by JOSH Z / 04.22.11

Most people remember the “Ickey Shuffle” from the Bengals’ Super Bowl run in 1988. The author of that distinctive dance, Elbert “Ickey” Woods, ran for 1,066 yards that season, only to injure his left knee the following preseason, and then his right knee two years after that. Before he even turned 26, Woods was out of football.

Today, at age 45, Woods is rehabbing two reconstructed knees and coaching women’s football. He recently gave an interview to the Ft Worth Star-Telegram to raise awareness for his new foundation started in honor of his late son and to talk about, among other things, the evolution of the end zone celebration that he helped cultivate into an artform.


What is the difference between the Ickey Shuffle and today’s touchdown celebrations?

The entertainment or the things that they’re doing now is more me-oriented. They’re geared more for the player than the fans. My thing was geared toward the fans. I never did it on the road. I always did it at home. It was something for our fans to enjoy, something to keep “The Jungle” rocking. Guys now, I think they’re more into me-me with the Sharpie, the cellphone.

I know you talk to Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco. Have you ever helped him plan one of his touchdown celebrations? Naw, naw, naw.

It’s almost a relief to see those nasty zipped-up knees and realize that his frailty might have kept Woods from becoming another post-concussion syndrome statistic. Old football players to me are a lot like ex-girlfriends: once they’re out of my life, I tend to forget that they exist. Hopefully Ickey will continue to battle, and maybe have one last dance before it’s all over. Read the rest of this entry »

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Porn Star Wants To Show Steeler Love

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.03.11

Adult actress Diamond Foxxx is a true Pittsburgh Steelers fan, and in the spirit of the Super Bowl XLV season, she’s offering other Steelers fans the opportunity to celebrate with her if their team wins the Lombardi Trophy. However, while most Pittsburgh fans will be celebrating with beer, beer, and a lot more beer, Foxxx will be celebrating with more fellatio than she can handle. Haha, just kidding, she can handle it.

Foxxx has extended an open invite to her Twitter followers to come celebrate with her by getting a free mouth hug if the Steelers win their 7th championship. But not so fast, dudes who would travel to stand in line to receive oral sex with a bunch of other dudes. There are a few rules that you must follow. I know, I know, nobody likes their skanks to be picky.

Open wide and say, “Oh man, that’s gross” AVN… (NSFW for an image of a natural beauty with average-sized breasts)

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