I never really saw what the big deal was about Denise Richards. I mean, if we wanted somebody unpleasant, untalented, and gauntish, we could have just as easily chained up Neve Campbell in the desert for six weeks. Anyway, this is Richards singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” at Wrigley Field, and I always thought this was a tough song to screw up. I suppose even the impossible seems pretty damn likely to someone once you’ve taken anal from Charlie Sheen.
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another round of Bud Light commercials.
Gifted [sic] Hispanic comedian Carlos Mencia is poised again to steal the year's really big ad show in a new commercial brewery giant Anheuser-Busch is prepping for the Super Bowl of Advertising…
[S]uffice it to say the new Mencia spot, "Language of Love," is set in a bar instead of the classroom, which allows for some shapely additions to the visuals, even as the spot does a fine job of referencing at least one of the funniest aspects of last year's spot.
Ugh. Just reading the words "gifted" and "funny" in the same paragraph as "Carlos Mencia" makes me want to take a Louisville Slugger to a litter of Golden Retriever puppies. Seriously, if you actually think last year's ad (watch it at FanHaus if you hate yourself) is funny, I want you to throw yourself out of the nearest window. Don't open it first: you deserve the additional pain of dozens of glass cuts as you fall to your death.
