Islanders center Mike Comrie is apparently dating Hilary Duff, who I think is an actress or maybe a singer but is basically famous for being young and hot. He took her to dinner in Santa Monica, and as you can see she had an absolute blast. For someone who used to date whatshisface — you know, the chick who thinks he's a punk because he has tattoos, but makes pop music — I gotta say, she has no right to look anything but fucking elated any time she goes out with a guy who isn't wearing Vans and more makeup than she is. Especially when the guy is basically Bruce Wayne, except instead of Batman he's an Islander. TMZ writes:
[T]he Canadian pucker comes with quite a wad of cash — as heir to the Brick Warehouse fortune. Score!… Sources tell us that the twosome have been hot and heavy since a wet weekend of jet skiing in Idaho.
Idaho, huh? This guy just oozes romance. I guess Hilary is just like the rest of us. She really wants to like hockey, but… well… you know how it is. I forgot which channel Versus is, so I started flipping channels and there was a Golden Girls marathon.
"So you play in Long Island, huh? *Yawn* No, that's fascinating. Go on. Oh hey, I'm just gonna take this call, okay?"